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Tokyo Optician

A sexually promiscuous young lady, ie. someone who has seen her fair share of jap's eyes
"Hey, I think I'm in there..."
"Don't flatter yourself my friend, she's a Tokyo optician."
by Patrick Antonis August 31, 2006
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Malignant Optimism

The powers of self-delusion that abusers provoke in their victims. Malignant optimists refuse to believe that some questions are unsolvable, some diseases incurable, some disasters inevitable. They see a sign of hope in every fluctuation. They read meaning and patterns into every random occurrence, utterance, or slip. They are deceived by their own pressing need to believe in the ultimate victory of good over evil, health over sickness, order over disorder.
- My sister says that love and compassion are the solutions to her husband's battering and abuse. She won't leave him or even call the police!

- Malignant optimism for sure!
by zadanliran October 15, 2011
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option

(FINANCE) a type of financial derivative; a certificate that gives the owner the right to buy (or sell) a fixed amount of a specific thing for a specific price (the strike price).

An option to buy something else is called a call option; an option to sell something else is called a put option. An option has a strike price, which is the price at which you are entitled to buy (or sell) the underlying commodity, or stock, or foreign currency, or whatever.

Options allow the owner to speculate in the possibility that market prices will change in a certain direction, without actually spending the value of the underlying item. For example, suppose WTI crude is $85.75/bbl. In order to make $1000 off of a $0.25 increase in the price, you ordinarily would need to own 4000 bbls of crude, which you can't afford. So, instead, you buy a call option for 4000 bbls with a strike price of $85.75/bbl (i.e., exactly what it is now). This option will cost a tiny amount of money. If the price goes up to $86.00/bbl, you don't own the oil, but your options are now worth $1000 to somebody who wants to buy that oil.

An option with intrinsic value (for example,a call option whose strike price is less than the spot price) is "in the money." An option with no intrinsic value is "out of the money."
BILL: So, options are just like gambling, am I right?

ANNA: For most people. But if you're already in the business of buying or selling a particular thing, an option can protect you against a bad price movement.

BILL: But options on stocks? I mean, unless a company wants to reward its own executives, or something?

ANNA: Well, you might need options on stocks to hedge risk, if you're a fund manager. That way you can focus on long-run investing.
by Abu Yahya April 5, 2010
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Optimus Prime

Optimus Prime, sit down and go into sleep mode
by optimus prime v2.0 October 5, 2010
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Optorectoneuralectomy

The removal of the fictitious nerve that goes from the back of your eye to your butthole that gives you a shitty outlook on life. a non-elective procedure.
Bob is being a jerk and is always whining about something. He needs an Optorectoneuralectomy .
by NorthCalScooter July 24, 2009
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optimistology

the study of bright and hopeful nature
optimistology-the opposite of misanthropology
by nihilistbarbie January 8, 2006
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Optical Retard

One who's eyes make him/her look retarded regardess if they are or not.
Bill: Did you see that optical retard?

Pete: Yeah. That is one fucked up pair of peepers.
by xenite October 6, 2008
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