Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 5, 2010

OnlyFans

The perfect place to ruin your digital footprint

1. Did you think you're safe when you upload your newds or pr0ns on OnlyFans because it's hidden behind the paywall? Of course not

The company can pay for it (OnlyFans), and when you caught on there (OnlyFans), your career ended miserably: either your application (sponsorship proposals, job applications, etc.) rejected, or you're cancelled, sacked, or whatever
2. Things that ruined your digital footprint:
Attention-seeking
Ranting
Upload your drunken footages
Upload your sexual contents, either for free (like on PornHub) or behind the paywall (like on OnlyFans)
Evading Smart City mechanisms (just because you don't post it on social media doesn't mean nobody can know it)
Talkative/oversharing

by Sir. B February 7, 2021

One Night Only

Indie rock band from the United Kingdom.

Members consist of:
George Craig (Lead Vocals), Mark Hayton (Lead Guitar), Daniel Parkin (Bass), Jack Sails (Keyboards) and James Craig (Drums).

Past members:
Sam Ford (Drums)

Their music video for the single "Say You Don't Want It" featured Emma Watson.

The single "Can You Feel It" is currently the song for Coca-Cola's 2011 campaign.

Person 1: What are you doing in London tonight?
Person 2: I'll probably go to One Night Only's gig.
Person 1: Awesome!

by colleeeeen May 6, 2011

tache only

When a man has just a moustache as facial hair, with no beard.

Whoa, look at that guy with tache only....he must be Canadian!

by Suzi S December 22, 2005

Need-Only-Memory

selective memory lapses suffered by the very young or the very old,(or the very cunning) when they are trying to skim over something they are guilty about, or dont want to confess to etc

She also had a distinctly selective and very volatile memory, something computer junkies would have called “Need-Only-Memory” because she remembered things only if they suited her, and otherwise resorted to a an extremely blank and innocent expression of pleasant non recognition which she had perfected down the years.

by aljuhara June 9, 2007

Penis Only

adj. denoting any activity that is exclusively to be experienced by a group of males (bros, men, dudes), meaning no females (girls, women, girlfriends) are to intrude upon its sacrosanctness. Similar to No chicks, just dicks.

Dude 1: Alright, I'm so stoked to go fishing later: just you, me, and the guys.

Dude 2: Right, oh, I forgot to tell you, I invited my girlfriend to go with us.

Dude 1: Wtf?! Dude, today was supposed to be penis only! We can no longer be friends.

by Dr. Battas March 28, 2009

in name only

nominally, formally; not actual, only by terminology

The President is the head of the country in name only. Congress makes the law.

by milan stejskal October 11, 2007