Bang Zoom

Me hitting you in the face and you go flying.

Ralph Kramdom to his wife Alice... "Bang Zoom!"

by Lord Richard Manifest January 5, 2021

Zoom-a-rific

A particularly productive and efficient virtual meeting using the Zoom online meeting platform.

Did you see Esmerelda's Zoom-a-rific meeting on the new HR policies? It was recorded, so you can still see it online.

by katiedidnot April 21, 2020

Zoom tidy

Where your home is a total state, mess everywhere, except the area in which you take and join a Zoom video call.

How you coping with lockdown?
Well, I got the place Zoom tidy, but later I will clean the kitchen, bathroom and bedroom to make it all habitable.

by Bear Funny Comedy May 16, 2020

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar

Zoom Bar is a shared video conference call for the purpose of social interaction while drinking, popularized by the quarantine restrictions during the 2020 Covid 19 pandemic.

My wife is hung over from last night's zoom bar with her friends.

by The Pit Lord April 5, 2020

Zoom Shit

When you have to take a shit during a zoom work meeting, any kind of zoom meeting, or a zoom class. It usually happens in most zoom meetings.

Me: (Just started a zoom class lecture) Ugh, I have to take a zoom shit for the millionth time like every other zoom class.

by AntiCircumcisionMan August 12, 2022

zoom voice

n. the louder-than-normal voice you use during video calls or conference calls. speaking with your zoom voice for extended periods wears your voice out faster than you might expect for just "being on a call." refers to Zoom, the video conferencing application that became even more widely popular during the covid-19 pandemic and widespread shelter-in-place of 2020.

I've been using my zoom voice in meetings all morning and now I need a cough drop.

by kibody July 4, 2020

Zoom Tuxedo

Not wearing pants online. "Business up top...party down below"

I joined my team meeting today wearing my Zoom tuxedo.

by Funk April 29, 2020