relax slim shady.
by notanangrywhiteguy September 04, 2009
by BRUHH May 19, 2017
Nickname for a bad-ass bitch that can and will make you look like a fool at billiards. As a lady, she'll maintain her modesty and quietly lose by one shot each game - until you say or do the wrong thing, in which case you better get ready to be bombarded by "losing to a girl" jokes. And she does this all in 4" Carlos Santana Pumps and a very modern, tailored, brightly colored pea coat, just so her fashion-sense can further enhance the fact that you lost.
that "bitch" that called herself "Minnesota Slims" at the bar last night that took all your lunch money for a week
by nellie-fo-relli December 22, 2010
When a female rips off a male's genitals then puts it in an oven and cooks it 1-3 hours, then uses it for a strap on for use on her sexual partner.
Johnny was walking down the street when Maria suddenly spotted him, then pulled down his pants, tore off his genitalia, ran home, baked them at 450 degrees, then invited her partner to gang bang with still festering detached Wang. Johnny then ran down the street screaming. Guess he wasn't too fond of the slim Jim he received!!
by festeringfetus December 27, 2010
by MaritzaMonique February 24, 2009
When you give a girl anal for so long your dick turns brown and you have her suck the shit off of your dick like she was eating a slim jim
**Anthony**
**Anthony**
by A-town stay down October 22, 2007
by ihaveblueballs November 20, 2016