beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

crumbs in the butter

Fast food remnants that get lodged in unwanted crevices while having anal sex in a vehicle, typically while wearing a Snuggie.

I was really going at my wife's ass in the car the other night, wearing a zebra Snuggie, until the crumbs in the butter chafed my dick.

by analymouse January 21, 2010

Robert Crumb

When an author kills off their own character after disapproval of usage by a third party.

Named after Robert Crumb, the author of Fritz the Cat, who killed off his own character after disapproval of how Ralph Bakshi handled the 1972 film of the same name.

So, Matt Furie has killed Pepe, huh? Looks like he pulled a Robert Crumb.

by I. C. Dedpeeple February 2, 2021

ooh crumbs

A phrase to describe when shits gone wrong

Penfold: "Ooh Crumbs!"

by lewisnutta May 5, 2006

Cracker Crumbs

A group of small white children.

I went to pick up my kid at day care, he was having fun with all the other cracker crumbs.

by MickPaddy September 25, 2010

crumb sandwicher

A pre-teen or young teenage girl who dresses provocatively in an effort to appear older or more sophisticated. So named from the attempt to create cleavage from developing breasts.

Tony: This mall is full of crumb sandwichers.
Dave: No ladies over 14 years old.

by Loreo Jonez June 17, 2007

crumb catcher

big boobs that catch crumbs or other bits of food falling from ones mouth. males or females can have crumb catchers.

dude your crumb catchers will be working overtime at the buffet.

mom you got a little schmutz on the crumb catchers.

that tshirt really shows off your crumb catchers bob.

wow check out the crumb catchers on that hottie.

by czv August 28, 2007