Bumper Boating

The act of docking without a foreskin

Simon went Bumper Boating with Chris because they were unable to dock.

by El Capitan! July 06, 2009

geek boat

derisive term used to describe any grouping of dweebs, geeks, nerds, et al who are about to collectively engage in an activity that will only bring further embarrassment, humiliation and shame upon all of them. 'Boat' is akin to the Titanic, sailing somewhat naively along, oblivious of the impending disaster about to unfold.

Friend : Hey, wouldja look at all the geeks lined up outside the Palladium for the Taylor Swift concert ?
Me: Good Gawd, don't they know there IS no Taylor Swift concert tonight ? That was just a bunch of wise-asses from school who put up phony posters all over town to see what dips would be dumb enough to show up !
Friend : Hey, you're right, and the door they're lined up at isn't the entrance, either. It's a makeshift corridor to the construction workers porta-john on the other side !! LOL

Me : LOL What a bunch of dopey schmucks !!
Friend : What a geek boat !!

by Virgin Suicides October 18, 2017

boat raced

to be badly beaten at something

"How did the baseball game go?" "We got boat raced." "It was 15 to 0"

by Kevin Dalingo May 03, 2006

Bottom Boat

To violently corn-hole a unconscious, physically disabled subject.

My uncle was caught Bottom Boating his neighbor.

by Johnyyyie June 29, 2008

land boat

A longass car from the 60's and 70's.

look at that old mans land boat takin up 2 parkin spaces, what a cock.

by zoot April 26, 2005

boat happy

a hysterical condition that can arise from cramped conditions on a boat. this causes such a severe panic attack that it can put fellow passengers in danger. in these circumstances, it is legal for the captain to shoot and incapacitate the boat happy person to prevent further injuries and death.

angie started freaking out on the liferaft. she got boat happy and nearly capsized the whole vessel, so captain ashcroft had to shoot her in the face.

by Left Turn Clyde November 29, 2009

Working on the boat

Working on the boat is a euphemism for masturbating. Our friend would give an excuse for not hanging out with us by saying that, "he was working on the boat". Eventually we got so bothered by his "working on the boat" that we went to his house and asked his mother and she told us that he was in the bathroom. However he didn't exit the bathroom for 45 minutes. Thus he was "working on the boat".

Person 1: Hey were going over to my house, want to come?
Person 2: Sorry, I gotta work on the boat.

Person 1: Where were you man?
Person 2: Sorry, I was at my house working on the boat.

by mckeky01 August 12, 2010