Shit in my ass

When you're in a pissed off mood.

Similar to when you're constipated and can't quite get all the shit out of your asshole. The wiping never ends.

Tina: "Why are you so aggravated, Debbie?"

Debbie: "I've got shit in my ass."

by ikatwam January 10, 2019

my ass

A word used to make fun of what someone else said.

Prep: I am so cool.

Me: My ass is cooler than you.

by Peeboy June 26, 2003

my ass off

HAS NO MEANING, just a rhythmic expression.

Eminem's MY DAD'S GONE CRAZY: "I'm outta the closet, I've been lyin' my ass off".

by Fangsta March 18, 2003

Crazy on my ass

To act normal at the beginning of a relationship and spontaneously or gradually losing your basic abilities of common sense and in turn become psychotic.

My friend and I were tight friends until we moved in together and he went crazy on my ass.

by Photo Bombee July 20, 2008

my ass

I.

The first person singular pronoun.

My ass was very disappointed at the sympony last night when the conductor directed Mozart's 25th sympony like he was swatting flies.

by Bumkicker Slade April 24, 2005

my ass

Derogatory insult towards another.
A fun place that girls love to go.

Mike: I'm way better than you at everything.
John: My ass, we are imaginary, so niether of us is the better one.

Girl: Oh, it's like a carnival down here.

by Yep Nope September 12, 2005

slaps my ass

when something is so good it slaps your ass

“that food was so good it slaps my ass”

by slaps ass November 24, 2021