numpless

when one labia is significantly larger than the other labia in a vagina. similar to a numpler but for a girl

oh, she has a numpless

by shewhoshallnotbenamed45 December 20, 2010

numphy

Numphy - an alcoholic concoction containing the likes of whipped cream vodka, vanilla cream ginger ale, and Starbucks doubleshot. -quite the masterpiece-

"Dude that numphy i ordered at Blah Blah was off the hook yo."

by 6daboss9 January 6, 2012

numpty

An idiot.
Usually used by british people.

Lea: I think I'm in love with Joe.
Sarah: but he's Kristens boyfriend! and she's your bestfriend!
Lea: Yeah, I know but who cares?
Sarah: oh, you are such a numpty.

by LesleyDianna April 30, 2012

Numpty

When ur ball sack sticks to the side of your leg. Especially bad when you shave your balls.

"Man I got a fucking Numpty going on!!"

by Devyonite March 29, 2014

numpty

a potato headed fool, with no friends, who uses people to get his ends {away}

hip hop nasty nick

jake was a complete, numpty

by bgirl aero December 30, 2016

Numpty

A less offensive, more lighthearted way of calling someone out for their stupidity

John: I left my wallet at home
Joe: Oh well aren't you a numpty

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"Oh you numpty'

by Destiels Love Child January 16, 2017

numbfuckingnigger

That nigger you see in the bar drinking beer and flirting to women and they see you and run

John: See that numbfuckinnigger
George: yea he better run
John: Bushwaker

numbfuckingnigger is someone that fucks dogs

by DreaDSkies March 10, 2017