Robert Gates

President of Texas A&M University and soon to be Secretary of Defense.

A Badass

I saw Robert Gates get mugged once. It had been like watching Emma Peel, Bruce Lee, and a particularly vicious tornado, all rolled into one with a generous helping of a mongoose killing a king cobra. Those suckers had no idea...

by unit5145 December 03, 2006

Bill Gates

The act of masturbating with a Windows installation disc. The person engaging in this practice inserts his penis through the center of the disc. If performed improperly, the cd can be stuck around the person's dick, which requires prompt medical attention.

People tend to do the Bill Gates when work is slow.

by ChemicalGoat May 22, 2009

pop the gate

to press the button to open the gate at Indian Creek Camping Resort.

"Josh can you please pop the gate?"
"POP THE GAAATEE"(gangster voice)

by Indian Creek September 15, 2007

Open the gates

When a women open her legs. Opening the gates means to spread a woman's legs open for sex

"I totally opened Ahri's gates last night!"
Damn I'm going to try to open the gates on Sarah today!"

by SwagMoney69 August 05, 2015

pearly gates

The lips and hood of a pierced vagina. When there's a piercing in there you see it like a pearl when you open them up.

Misty opened her pearly gates to show off her pussy piercing.

by Goldengamingod March 14, 2010

shut the gate

1. Game over.
2. Nothing more to add / say.

Retarded high school girl #1: I hope this dress looks good enough?
Retarded high school girl #2: Shut the gate! You look HOT!
Retarded high school girl #3: Yeah, tots.

by Kristiana November 06, 2007

Gate Rape

When a character on a Stargate related program uses the Communication Stones to transfer their consciousness to another character's body and then has sex while in the "host" body without the host's consent.

Dont 'hook up' using someone else's body! That's Gate Rape, man!

by Dakhoth™ December 21, 2010