dirty chuck norris 

a dirty chuck norris is when you whack off whilst punching a scumbag slut in the face.

i picked up this hood rat and 20 dollars later i gave her a dirty chuck norris in a hotel bathroom.

dirty chuck norris by ill dice February 21, 2007

Chuck Norris 

A man that needs no definition.

Chuck Norris once delivered pizzas in his youth. There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris by WPH15 August 25, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Something so powerful that when you spell it in Scrabble, you win. Forever. Also, your head will explode from sheer overload of awesomeness.

Hey dude, did you hear about Chuck Norris? -boom-

Hahaha I spelled 'Chuck Norris'! I win. -boom-

Chuck Norris by 1337P3d0b34r February 4, 2009

Chuck Norris 

Jesus' more powerful, ginger brother.

"Jesus give me back my x-box, or I'll roundhouse kick your ass back into Jerusalem."-Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris by Juicalicious April 25, 2010

Chuck Norris intervention 

The only cure for what seems like an impossible situation, Chuck Norris shows up and roundhouse kicks the situation correct.

I can't believe this is actually happening still, its a never ending drama these days, I'm out of options dude." --Friend says, "Looks like you need a Chuck Norris intervention.

Chuck Norris intervention by chaibot175 January 9, 2011

Naz Norris

naz norris is the youngest norris nuts from the big kids! she’s so funny and sweet she’s pretty and so caring she’s the best

(my opinion)
also i’m usuallynorris on insta <3

Naz norris is the most perfect human

Naz Norris by Norrisnutsbigfan January 3, 2021

Chuck Norris 

(1)Someone who is amazing at a very unique talent. Particularly round house kicking, detective work, karate, being awesome, and killing ninjas.

(2)Someone who can deliver the pleasure of two hours of sex to somebody in 3.5 seconds.

Highwaychild17: You're the biggest Chuck Norris I've ever seen.

Chuck Norris: ...

Chuck Norris by Highway Child January 11, 2009