Nonce

A word for nice people in britain. When you want to compliment a man in britain, you must call him a nonce. Men in britain get mad at the use of it because its too kind.

John: Your a nonce, sir!
Mr. Smith: Well thank you, john! I’ll tell your mum of this!
John: That would be a pleasure!
*mister smith rings johns mum up and later does her*

by Browhoisusingbobthedude June 17, 2023

The Nonce Protection Services

The NPS are the most catastrophic group in xbox live history boasting a record of 721-0. They also pioneered Joe into a worldwide meme and also the lego star wars phenomenon

The Nonce Protection services are mad fer it

by Accringtonia March 15, 2020

Being A Nonce

Putting the sauce in the pantry, putting cream before jam on a scone or being a cyclist

Interviewer: Whats your daily routine?
Criminal: I have a morning scone (cream before jam), then I go on my daily cycle
Interviewer: The cops have already been called sir, you're under arrest for being a nonce

by Shinji Okazaki May 18, 2018

nonce

a kiddie diddler

watch out for uncle vic he's a nonse that diddles kiddies

by edna cushion October 25, 2003

nonced

british slang
when someone's been the victim of a nonce, they are said to have been nonced

stubby was nonced by the baker boys

by bakerboys07 August 1, 2007

nonce

A mincing boy-hungry paedophile

She was 14!!!!!!! You fucking NONCE!

by m_man1401 April 27, 2004

nonce

a person who has sex with young girls and boys.

ben beverage

by plantation cafe December 30, 2003