Nelson Handshake

Also known as: Hawera Hug, Gore Kiss Goodnight and or Hamilton Honeymoon. When a young lady meets a young man for a night out at a fine dining establishment (normally McDonalds) and finishes the night by providing oral or normally anal sex in the backseat of a late 80's or early 90's Ford that lacks a warrant. Sex is normally fast so to avoid police and or attention from family members who may have dibs on the young lady first.

M1: Bro, how was your date with Raylene the other night?

M2: Awesome man, I totally got a Nelson Handshake

by Androidopus January 21, 2011

Nelson

Verania’s Boyfriend

“That guy nelson is really nice”

Back off bitch he is my boyfriend”

by Idkdudejustplaying February 19, 2021

The Nelson

The act of awakening someone with the exposure of your genitalia in close proximity to their face.

"This morning was great, my girlfriend woke me up with The Nelson"

by Balogni806 August 25, 2017

Ryder nelson

A fagot or someone who is really fucking gay. Like really gay, the want dick at every moment of the day.

Come on dude stop being such a Ryder nelson

by Ryder nelson December 21, 2018

Full Nelson Pumplex

A pumplex of epic proportions. Similar to a Half Nelson Pumplex but much more full on, very messy.

When I got that bitch in a Full Nelson Pumplex it was all over.

by Samzoh August 22, 2019

nelsoned

The act of having another mans seed sown from a third parties hand on to your hair.

Michelle finished jacking Cody off and nelsoned jon.

by walt kershner March 27, 2008

nelson

A horny ecuadorian who always gets red carded whenever he tries to touch his girl

probably a mets fan and plays some type of musical instrument like guitar

person 1: Did you see nelson get rejected from grabbing her ass?

person 2: Who didn't?

by Go Yankees! December 19, 2009