MySpace Whores

-the ones with My Space blogs that leave comments like "I popped your Myspace cherry!"

-any member of the "hottest girls on MySpace club."

-any girl who appears on MySpace with a.) spread legs b.) ass hanging out c.) more than 1 square meter of fake-tan skin showing or d.) appear in a thong/bustier/garter belt/black lace/teddy/ etc.

"See that Virginia Tech girl with her legs all spread over her text book? She's not studying! She's a MySpace Whore!"

by Sarah March 3, 2005

MySplurking

Lurking / Stalking some hottie you stumbled across on MySpace with the intent of finding a chink in their armor thus providing an opportunity for you - a complete stranger - to weasel a Friend-vyte out of him/her.

I managed to get a friend-vyte from this hot, hilarious, BiNJ, within about 15 minutes of MySplurking her ...

by GripeApe November 12, 2006

MySpacinality

To hold an overall appearance on MySpace contradictory to who you really are.
Once you actually meet someone with a MySpacinality, you'll realize their completely opposite of what you expected.

This guy that goes to my school is considered the most feared gangsta on all of MySpace, but once you see his bitch ass in person you'll know he's really just a 4-foot-tall wigga with a bad MySpacinality.

Hey homie, don't start talkin' shit on MySpace when you can't back it up, lest you have a destructive MySpacinality form on you.

My friend's "about me" is so full of lies that he doesn't even know who he is anymore. The guy's, sadly, become one with his own MySpacinality.

Wanna-Be 1: Hey holmes, let's say we smoke weed and bang bitches on our MySpace so people will think we're cool little cholos. :)

Wanna-Be 2: Fo' sho' homie, let's make us some MySpacinalities!

by Paco Insane March 25, 2009

Johnny Myspace

Johnny myspace is the guy that has 8 million friends and knows one of them for real. He is the guy that post song lyrics under his pictures. And He is the guy that post blogs everyday about how cool he is and how much you want to be like him.

99% of the people on myspace. Are Johnny Myspace

by Katie Kelly July 24, 2006

myspace pic

A photo taken in front of a mirror with the camera facing the mirror reflection of the person rather than the person themselves. This photo, more often than not, includes a large white flash from the reflection of the camera's flash in the mirror.

Everyone has an infamous 'myspace pic' for at least one of their profile pictures.

by Kingaroo October 16, 2008

Myspacing

1. v. Wasting any/all of your time creating and/or looking at myspaces.

heyy!!! i was myspacing all day today and i saw yours! lol! its great! gtg bffl ily girlss ur the best :) ttyl <333

by poop master October 27, 2005

myspace freak

Aside from being a song(might be a local artist so I don't know if many have heard it) a myspace freak would be a girl(or maybe a guy) who uses myspace to either pick up guys/girls or just is constantly using the site. The song also talks about how the girl doesn't look like her picture on myspace, and she is actually ugly as hell...unlike the picture.

Yo man, I thought I scored with this major hottie when I looked at her picture, but when I met her that wasn't even her in the picture, she was ugly as hell! She was a myspace freak.

by Yung J November 9, 2006