A way of intercourse in which the man fucks the girl hard, pulls out, keeps rubbing and cums all over her (like a musket), proceeds to moterboat her tits and gives her a raspberry before jumping up and running out of the room. Often performed by people who wear fedoras.
Hey bro, how did your date last night go?
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
Great man. I three musketeered her!
Hey, did you see Becky last night? She got three musketeered and came home crying.
by Rekivile July 30, 2018
Get the Three musketeeredmug. A form of back shooting where someone acts like their holding a musket while Artillery Canon s you or when someone yells make ready and present and when they yell fire they do the Artillery Canon
Listen bro I’m bout to file a noise complaint this is ridic- *sees two people going at it* Oh,your doing the Musket,never mind bro.
by Paxso-Africano May 6, 2024
Get the Musketmug. by Digital Penetration May 27, 2018
Get the west virginian musketmug. The Three Musket-Buskets are a group of three grown men named Aoyodoywn Oneilio, Leesum KiloRee, and Toysoy Lawson. They were once the gods of the Earth but are now reduced to mere mortals thanks to Luisangel Tapia and his minions, The John Doe's.
"Dude, The Three Musket-Buskets just got turned against eachother by Luisangel Tapia!"
"Don't care bitch"
"Don't care bitch"
by Luisangel Lorester January 12, 2022
Get the The Three Musket-Busketsmug. A reference to the popular firearm of the 16th century, The Musket is the act of pouring cocaine into urethra of one’s erect penis. The “Musketeer” then proceeds to enter their partner’s vagina and ejaculate their now cocaine-infused semen.
Stefano knew that his best bet to have Stella let him creampie her was to give her The Musket. He knew this because she loves both cocaine, and Civil War recreations.
by alfstewart4lyf November 26, 2021
Get the The Musketmug. The act of stealing your significant other's clothing, especially hoodies and t-shirts, specifically for their scent.
1. Josh caught Dordi musketeering his favorite hoodie; it's as good as hers now.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
2. You can't keep musketeering all my Van Halen shirts, babe. They do look good on you though.
by Yakoshi January 24, 2021
Get the musketeeringmug. The act of a male partner receiving a blow job from a female and then using her spit as lubricant for anal sex, until she shits and then the male partner using a small metal tamping rod to shovel the shit into his spermatic vein. And then proceeding to pleasure himself until he ejaculates, and the sperm shoots the shit out like a musket.
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
(This act may also be utilized In gay encounters or self pleasure such as gooning sessions)
Dude 1: Bro I did the musty musket with sharrel last night and now my I have an infection!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
Dude 2:Damn bro that must really suck!
by Yeetboi12222 December 13, 2022
Get the Musty Musketmug.