scrote-mugging

The act of placing your sweaty ball-sack on the rim your evil, micro-managing bosses coffee mug. Must be done immediately prior to the above mentioned boss having a drink (IE. no credit if the mug gets washed). Also preferably leaving some trace of duck butter for visual verification.

manslave #1: Dude, the boss just stepped out and I'm going scrote-mugging.

manslave #2: No way? Didn't you just go jogging on your lunch break too? Oh wait, here he comes now!

Evil-boss (pouring coffee into his mug and slowly sipping): Hey guys, what are you working on? Mmmm, this coffee sure tastes salty today. Let's have a meeting to go over what you did this morning.

by Poppyhater December 27, 2005

mangina

A male's anus. Known as the mangina because it is the male equivalent of the vagina.

There once was a man from old china
Who met this girl named Sabrina
He screamed with fear
And covered his rear
And yelled "That ain't entering my mangina."

by RandomNumbers May 13, 2005

mangina

Justin Trudeau is the worlds biggest mangina. He is a proud feminist who cant complete a sentence without thanking his wife for being responsible for all his accomplishments. He is proud to raise his girls as feminists who will surely become blue haired lesbians that will attack the patriarchy with vengeance. A horrifying incident occurred to Justin when is master gave birth to a boy who will no doubt become a cisgender white male rapist of the patriarchy, like all white men. But Justin is sure he will turn out to be an even better feminist than him, and oppress woman at a lower level than even Justin himself. However he remains realistic that he will never be able to raise his son to never oppress woman at some level due to inherent white male privilege even if he becomes a bigger mangina than Justin himself.

Did you see Justin Trudeau's 5 point plan to turn Canada into the first Islamofeminst state where woman will be totally free from oppression under sharia law?

Yeah, apparently he is at stage 3 already! I cant wait until Islamofeminism finally gets rid of Canada's rape culture so woman can truly be liberated!

If only every man would be as much as mangina as Justin the world would be saved from toxic masculinity!

by Mr Wednesday. February 14, 2017

mangina

The rear end of a homosexual male.

Damn! he's got a nice mangina

by rumpRanger January 2, 2007

mangina

a male anus, an guy's ass, backdoor for the manwhore

He wanted my hot moist mangina, but I only gave him head.

by Liberace December 28, 2005

mangina

A gay guy's backdoor, esp. one that needs to be filled and stuffed with horsecock all the time

Billy Stone has a bottomless gaping mangina.

by stella corona May 13, 2005

minging

Minging is a word that has it's origins with the British Army, It started to become mainstream around five years ago.
With regards to the word's meaning it is most correctly applied to an object that is dirty but can also mean drunk, disgusting or ugly. I can also be replaced with gipping, gopping, gouting or any other word ending in "ing" as it's not the syllables but the rthym that are important here.

"Your boots are minging,
your plumes in shite,
Your balls are swinging from left to right...."
or; I'm minging drunk, let's get mingining,
but also "Euchh, your locker is full of ming!"
even...I shagged this right hippocrocadilapig, she yas minging!

by Mike May 14, 2004