Mudclap

An unfortunate circumstance, mostly in prison settings in which where an individual will use mud instead of lube or spit for anal sex with another man because of inaccess to such things such as lubricant, or their mouth is too dry to produce enough spit for optimal anal sex. It can also be used as a term to describe a shitty or unfortunate situation that has happened to you or someone else.

"Oh hey there sugar, I would sure love to mudclap that ass.."

"Holy fuck, that exam just mudclapped me."

"I guess the only option left is to mudclap you."

by masayoof February 27, 2026

charlotte mudflap

simply a mullet

im pissed! Why? cause i was walking down the street eating a sandwich, and some dumb ass with a charlotte mudflap runs past and it blew all over my sanwich!

by upinsmoke420 December 1, 2010

arabian mudflaps

Refers to the vigina lips on an Arab. Most used to describe shaggy floppy lips (beef certains).

Hadiah had arabian mudflaps that touched the floor.

by Dankfreshies January 2, 2014

banana mutilation

The use of a banana as prop in demonstrating the ability to provide oral sex to man. Often captured on a cell phone for ise on socail media, escort web sites and backpage.com

Guy1: yo shorty is a thot!
Guy2: man i knew that after she did a banana mutilation video.

by Randy marsh has a lisp May 14, 2017

AJ Mudflaps

Also known as The Bretch Hill King, AJ Mudflaps spends the majority of his time running a drug cartel in the North West of Banbury, Oxfordshire. The name of this organisation is the BHK (Bretch Hill Killers). The extent of their activity is unknown to most although Henry Moon is said to have inside information. More is to be discovered on this issue.

Friends of AJ Mudflaps know that he is a kinky, sexy beast. He often tells them about his fluffy, pink handcuffs and ropes.

On an average day, AJ Mudflaps will get bullied heavily during Biology, Chemistry and Physics. At the end of the day, AJ Mudflaps goes home and changes into his cargo trousers that stop just above his ankle. AJ Mudflaps is a Victorian slut.

Yo AJ Mudflaps, how muddy are your flaps?

Wagwan AJ Mudflaps, it’s ya boi John.

by bhk May 11, 2018

SOM_Mutilator

SOM_Mutilator is the great melee god of Grand Theft Auto, And is feared among even his own, he is said to be sadistic in ways not even Tommy Egan could understand

"We're getting screwed out here, someone call the great Allfather Melee God 'SOM_Mutilator'"

by Phatss September 6, 2018

Mississippi Mutilation

When your balls get stuffed into your partners butthole while laying in the Mississippi creek beds.
Also for maximum pleasure, you must bend the cock 90 degrees into your own butthole while also laying in the Mississippi creek bed

Me: "Babe, can I Mississippi Mutilation you tonight ;)"
Her: "Fuck yea baby"

by WinterIVRL April 22, 2021