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Mosquito

A bug that annoys everyone.
Friends: Damn Omar you are a fucking mosquito today
by Handle68 May 21, 2016
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Mosquito

The most annoying thing you'll ever see or hear anywhere ever.
They start their demonic ritual by landing on your skin, then they
insert a there tiny freakish straw into you. They collect blood from
you and carry viruses, then after the mini-devil gets away, it leaves
a red mark/dot on you that itches like hell.
Guy 1: Eww, is that a zit?
Guy 2: Nah, I got bit by a mosquito yesterday... *Scratching*
by OhGodWhyAmIEvenHere August 31, 2013
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they are government controlled insects that were created in order to take blood as a blood donation (as when they bite you they take some of your blood). so, when someone refuses to donate blood, the government send out the mosquitos to retrieve and take the blood from you and send it to the blood donation centre. they aren’t real insects !!!!!
mosquitos are controlled by the government

*this is a joke, pls don’t sue me !!*
by ryuk best boy April 27, 2022
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Mosquito

The most fucking annoying thing to ever walk the earth. They’re stupid insects with no purpose but to give everyone ugly ass pimples and drink blood like vampires.
Those damn mosquitoes have done it again! They’ve ruined my beautiful lips!
by MINION TAMPONS? July 31, 2022
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mosquitos

darn these mosquitos
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR April 7, 2022
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money mosquito

Those blood-sucking insurance companies

You mean the money mosquito's?
by lmaougottabekidding July 13, 2017
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mosquito ringer

some fags in my art class bought that ringtone and wont shut it off

friend: hey who the hell is playing that mosquito ringer.
by paigeasaurus rex September 12, 2010
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