mosquito feeling

the feeling of a mosquito shooting itself up your arsehole and flying around up there a bit before fucking off.

usually lasts around 5-10 seconds and means go for a shit

guy sittin down suddenly raises arse off the chair "fuuuuuck!" "sup mate?" "mosquito feeling..."

by F34RL355 F13ND January 28, 2010

Mosquito

Forbidden fruit gushers...

I'm about to eat a forbidden fruit gusher. (mosquito)

by FancaySpeve June 2, 2021

mosquito eater

An insect that is medium sized on its own but all it's creepy legs make it look scary. It can also fly. They got their name because they apparently eat mosquitos. They like my bathroom for some reason.

A mosquito eater got in my bathroom today! Had to drive it out with a towel.

by Fuzzbun July 15, 2013

social mosquito

A social mosquito is a person who is a part of many friendship groups joining in and leaving as they wish, but always having a kind of placehold in said groups.

He's such a social mosquito.

by coaldragon March 11, 2023

Mosquito

Somebody thats u call when they're being annoying

Stop being such a mosquito

by Dick tsunami December 30, 2016

mosquito

a useless bug, spreading malaria and irritating wounds on the body
they buzz annoyingly when you're trying to sleep

i'm trying to kill this mosquito for 20 minutes straight, i can't sleep :(

by botermossel September 15, 2020

Mosquitoing

To suck one tiny part of a story, quote, or situation out of context and then buzz around annoying everyone with it.

“Instead of reporting the whole study, that commentator was mosquitoing a single sentence to make it sound scary.”

by Homer that Meows September 23, 2025