Mosquito

A tiny vampire, but does not suck enough blood so the other person will be a vampire

Person 1: I just got bitten by a tiny vampire
Person 2: you mean a mosquito

by luckade December 2, 2009

That was a Big Mosquito!

a line said by Doc Louis from "Punch-Out!! (Wii)" Wii type of boxing game.
you'll encounter it when you punch Doc Louis that many times.

underratedly "Release the Bogus" but Doc Louis.

Doc Louis: *gets punched before flinches*
Doc Louis: That was a Big Mosquito!

*secs later*

Doc Louis: *punches Little Mac quickly as Doc "Louos"/Louis gets a Star
Doc Louis: I invented the Star Punch! *star punches Mac so hard Louos knocked Mac to the next week/Reality starts crushing it's own*

by JaredPogis December 3, 2023

mosquito cock

A guy thats balls are bigger then his cock

P1 Amy did you fuck that Chinese guy last night. P2 YA but he had a mosquito cock so i was better off using my thumb.

by STINKFINGER1 December 23, 2018

Mosquitos

Genuinely, the most horrifying creatures. Never in my life have i wanted to kill myself so much just because of the fact that they exist. Blood sucking useless parasites, coming from the deepest depths of hell.

"You see that forest?"
"Ye"
"It has mosquitos in it"
"Got it, removing that forest"

by TheBaseliner August 29, 2024

Mosquitoing

The sexual practice of sounding, but with a straw. The partner then uses the straw and sucks the cum during arrival of the male

Trixie wanted to try mosquitoing and began jerking me off only to take a Capri sun staw, sound me with it, and sucked the cum out as I busted

by Awont December 11, 2021

Squished Mosquito

The pressing of bare male genitalia against a pane of glass.

A man drops trow, and presses his penis and testicles up against a pane of glass. The squished appearance resembles that of a squished mosquito.

by BLUDVLZ June 13, 2013

mosquito

Ass hole that is more annoying than that one kid in school who's only dialogue is "gay" when you interact with it.

I was having a nice day until a mosquito bit me. What an asshole.

by hasdu July 5, 2014