Mertenize

To destroy, ruin, lay waste to one's name by pronouncing it really badly. It's basically oral diarrhea.

"umm nah-nad--nahjuh!"
Nadya: That hoe totally mertenized my name!

by .DotK March 6, 2008

Molten Fist

The act of catching your own jizz midair when you pull out after having sex with a girl, then fisting the girl and opening your hand while it's inside the girl.

"bro she talked a lot of smack until I had sex with her and then gave her the molten fist"

by Facillier February 15, 2021

monte carlo

The Best Car out there

The Monte Carlo won the Daytona 500 in 1994, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001, 2003, 2004.
The Winston Cup in 2001, 1998, 1997, 1996, 1995, 1994, 1993.

by joe c June 30, 2004

Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 May 25, 2018

moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route

ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!

by mcgg February 25, 2008

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 6, 2018

marteinn

A tiny little fat person who often masturbates to shemales.

Person 1:hey do you like shemales

Person 2:yes

Person 1:you must be a marteinn

by Pen-Island May 19, 2013