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Monking

The practice where a venerated wise person or leader (female) is, upon their death, buired for exactly three days. At the end of the third day the body is excavated. Water is pumped into the body via the vagina, and then the juices are allowed to run back out, over the faces of those deemed fit to recieve them. It is thought that by this practice, the knowledge the deceased is passed on to the living.
Tends to be used as an insult - 'yeah, he probably goes monking in his spare time anyway.'
by pringleslid March 25, 2004
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Mondi is weird
Mondi is here
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monkin

extraordinarily large in bulk, quantity, or extent
The girl working at the burger joint had a monkin zit on her cheek
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Moikiki

A moikiki is a little girl with big eyes who believes she's a dinosaur. Mostly her real name is Valentina but this can change according to the weather. She laughs pretty much all the time and mostly with no reason wich is kind of weird from a dinosaur. She likes to eat people but she can't do it that often because she spends a lot of time fooling around on the internet.
She's thinking about ice-cream all the time and she's friends with dogs.
The other day I felt so "moikiki" when I was eating my neighbors
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mankie

A human being that is physically and mentally retarded, an unseasoned cabbage
Yo dude I think that guy has herpes.
Ah yes, must be that mankie Dan brought along with us.
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Austin Mondile

A boy who has a small dick
“He’s a total Austin Mondile.”
I can’t believe you let him put his Austin Mondile in your mouth!”
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moking

The act of smoking a cigarette or stogie through a hole in ones neck. This word was derived from the people who have a hole in their trachea (which they smoke from) and pronounce "smoking" as "moking" because they can't pronouce the "s" sound.
Pronounced = "mo-king" or "moke"
old man- *using a voice box* "mmmm Jimmm and I....mmm we went moking after work"
by WeedMokers9999 September 22, 2005
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