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cock mongoler

1) Someone who whores the cock.

2) A woman or man who so lusts for the cock that he or she will do anything to spend time with one.
1). "Eric why are you always cock mongoling?"
"Because my mom told me to!"

2). "Guess what I did yesterday?"
"Probably sniffs some big cocks out of a crowd and had a fun time with them, you stupid cock mongoler"
"Yes"
by Storytelling Sam April 9, 2006
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Mongrel

(noun)

Tenacity, stubborn determination, a colloquial variant of the term "doggedness" used largely in Australia and New Zealand in the context of sports.
"That team have less talent across the field, but won the game by showing more MONGREL"
"Lleyton Hewitt's MONGREL kept him in that third set"
by Zorgas Borgas March 15, 2017
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mongolian wax

the waxing of the anus
Etymology: If you drilled a hole through the Earth from Brazil, you would hit Mongolia.
"Hey, yo, Rajiv, we gonna get those Brazilian waxes next week?"
"Nah, man, we're getting Mongolian waxes."
by AHC October 6, 2006
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Mongolian Meatpie

When someone shits all over your dick and then gives you a blowjob.
Laquan: Ay brotha wanna hit up a Mongolian Meatpie?

Earl: Yump, defenitely that sounds dashing.
by Mike Blumberg... June 19, 2009
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Mongolian Hot Pot

A sexual position to be used during foreplay.

When two lovers get inside a bucket, after you fill it with piss, and you start kissing.
Person 1: "Hey babe, I'm horny."
Person 2: "I want to have sex with you, but I'm not horny yet."
Person 1: "What foreplay do you want? I can kiss your neck?"
Person 2: "No thank you, I'm feeling the Mongolian Hot Pot."
by RobertFrazer June 15, 2015
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Mongolian Swamp Donkey

Mongolian Swamp Donkey 1. What happens when you smell like a cheesey vagina and look like dog shit with rubber ballons in it. 2. A buck-tooth penis face that smells like your upper-lip. 3. What your Mom ate last night. (My COCK and BALLS, plus she swallowed!) 4. A cock face dick bandit! 5. Your the cock face dick bandit! 6. What I call your Mom after she sucks my COCK! 7. What I call you after your Mom sucks my COCK! 8. Something you say in a roasting. (Talking shit to eachother.)
Mongolian Swap Donkey
by hoo-ah August 1, 2010
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mongolian moon tube

Pertaining to the action of inserting ones penis into a banking vacuum tube which gives a sensation of a close encounter of the third kind.
Man: "Did you go to the bank today?"
Man 2: "Yea. It will be my last deposit"
Man: "A Mongolian Moon Tube?"
Man 2: "Johnny Bench called."
by Dougar Bait September 28, 2009
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