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Simit Mode

Being so incomprehensibly horny, to the point where you will go on a violent rampage through time and space itself. If you ever see someone (or something) go Simit Mode, flee the site immediately, that is, if you aren't already dead.
"Didn't you hear that Dom's entire family was brutally murdered by Zane? I heard that Zane went Simit Mode after seeing a Dinklestien."
by dinklestien January 25, 2022
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paperweight mode

when an electronic device is rendered useless either through suicidal behavior or user incompetence
Guy 1:"Hey man can I play your PSP?"
Guy2:"Nah, its been in paperweight mode ever since i tried to hack it but fucked up."
Guy1:"Well, FUCK! That sucks."
Guy2:"Yea, so does your mom."
by Mr.Biggly July 6, 2010
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Summer Mode

Similar to senioritis, summer mode is an epiphany of sorts, typically experienced in the spring season (or closer to June in high school), whereby a student realizes it is nearly summer break, and thus becomes a lot more lazy about schoolwork - skipping class, daydreaming, not doing homework, and not studying for tests or exams.
I can't study for this math exam. I'm already in summer mode.

How does Ms. Smith expect us to write a paper in June? Most of us are already in summer mode!
by Curumno June 17, 2010
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zoe mode

When a Haitian no longer cares and doesn’t think before acting. When a Haitian reaches this point there ain’t no stopping him
Albert went zoe mode after Trinity broke up with him.
by Mikexts December 4, 2019
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LoeyNator Mode

When one becomes so horny they lose all control and critical thinking skills.

Coined after famous Youtuber LoeyLane and her tendency to crash orgies, screwing everyone with her one meter long dick.
"He's making me so horny that I'm about to go straight up LoeyNator Mode on that bitch."
by AnonymousLoeyNator December 22, 2020
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ludacris mode

the act of male masturbation while squeezeing the part between the shaft and the tip. It is said the give a man a deeper orgasmic feeling.
Yo Ashton tried ludacris mode last night, heard it was legendary
by PlumpGeesy September 3, 2019
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Nerd Mode

When you’re wearing eyeglasses instead of contacts.
Ugh, I ran out of contacts! Guess I’ll have to be in nerd mode and wear my glasses.
by kristalskulls January 23, 2022
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