A professional at cock blocking.A muff-burglar is someone that hooks up with a girl you've been hitting on all night.
Bob: Who's that new guy over there?
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
Ben : Oh thats joe, dont go near him , hes the biggest muff-burglar ever, he stole Laura off me last week!
by Sleepyspeirsybeefysonicskip January 13, 2009
Get the Muff-Burglar mug.-When someones pubic hair peers over their belt line revealing itself.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
-One's crotch area well over due for a trimming. So much as that it cannot stay contained within their pants.
Did you see the Muff Top on that bitch, it looked like she shoved a kitten in her pants.
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
(Guy1 meets woman in bar)Guy1's friend says, "Stay away from her brah or you'll be hackin through the amazon later. Her bush is so out of control, I could see her muff top from across the room."
by Slick Toxin January 20, 2012
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A sign of mental and emotional dominance whereby a male in a relationship spontaneously and without warning reaches over to his seated female mate and casually but firmly pinches her labia together until he becomes bored with the exercise.
by Democrate April 10, 2012
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Get the Muff Diva mug.Muff stacking is the act of stacking two or more nude women belly to back and licking from the bottom to the top. Ideally, the women should be placed vertically in order of attraction and/or delicious taste.
Bro, I open the door last night and Yoon's got Mandy, Jess and Rachel stacked hot to bottom. Guy is a real Muff Stacking, Tower of Tuna eating mofo.
by JTT1414 April 22, 2014
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Get the Muffcake mug.Muffcup is a beer related game shrouded in mystery. The origins are traced back to an unknown town on Long Island. The game involves a single red solo cup, group of people, and a ping pong ball. The group sits around the cup in the center of a table. The object of the game is to bounce the ball off the table into the cup. If the player successfully bounces the ball into the beer filled cup he selects a person to drink it. The game then continues to the next person in the group. There are 2 rules of the utmost importance. NEVER touch the cup before saying "Muffcup", failure to comply with this rule results in an additional cup of beer to chug. The second rule is if the ball bounces off the Rim and doesn't go in another player can yell, "Rimjob!". After yelling rimjob the player who threw the ball gets another shot to either sink it or miss it. If he misses he drinks if he makes it the player who yelled rimjob has to drink. This game is not for amateurs it must be taken seriously.
Mike: "Hey Joey what was that sick game we played last weekend?"
Joey: "Boy that was Muffcup the greatest game ever invented".
Joey: "Boy that was Muffcup the greatest game ever invented".
by Muffcup Defender July 4, 2016
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