mitard

insult. the cross between a midget+retard

dave! u look like a mitard from up here!

by frank the asshole July 24, 2006

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Barf Mitzvah

Often the result of partying a little bit too much at your Bar Mitzvah party (by consuming too much wine) or the result of leading your Bar Mitzvah service while sick.

Great job at the service, now comes the fun part...just don't take it too quickly or you might end up a barf mitzvah for the evening.

by Ghost Ride The Wimp March 28, 2008

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Mitva • Mitra • mitali • mitja • mita • Mitanshu • Mitzvah • miva • Mitashi • Mitya

A game played by tweens and teens. During a Bar Mitzvah, a Jewish coming of age celebration, the kids grab as many bottles/glasses of alcohol left on the table and drink the remaining liquid while the parents are too busy to notice. Whoever can drink the most before getting caught, passing out, or party's end is declared the winner.

The game has spread in popularity to many pre-college locations.

Mom and Dad are smashed and Uncle Lou has a lamp shade on his head. Quick let's do this like a Bar Mitzvah and grab all their beverages

by Hot Fuss November 29, 2009

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Mittal

Someone likes to get spanked between 8 PM to 2 AM. Very Machiavellian, and often does anything to get their will. When it comes to speaking to girls, his fiery gusto ends. It's like seeing a shrimp dry on a sunny blacktop, a weird sight.

Oh my god, Aditya is acting just like a Mittal; he tried talking to a girl, but she walked by him.

by prputrtr December 23, 2020

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