mijestic noob

a retard who loves to eat penis

yummy mijestic noob

by jacoballanlovespeepee February 20, 2020

Minestopia

Minestopia happens to 99% of Minecraft gamers. It means someone is scared of Minecraft cave sounds.

“Man, you have minestopia”

by the person that does this beca April 6, 2020

Midwest mosh pit

When a group of highly agitated Midwestern concert goers continually bump into each other all while saying, “Ope sorry.”

Things got pretty out of hand at the Moose Lodge on Friday night when the band started playing a polka version of “Whiskey in the jar.” I almost lost my manners in that Midwest mosh pit.

by DickFingerDave September 3, 2020

Midwest Slimfast

Word for the drug methamphetamine

Phil: "Ben's been up for 4 days what's wrong with him?"
John: "He's on that midwest slimfast."

by captain_ice October 20, 2020

Mikester430

This man smells very bad.

Mikester430 smells

by EchoOfAStora November 4, 2020

Midwest Iraqi

When you have horrible gas, so you get in your vehicle and crank the heat on high, fart and procees to rub one out in the stink to remind you of the times you mastubated in a porta potty in 115 degree heat in Iraq.

I was bored at work today and went and pulled a Midwest Iraqi during lunch break.

by SSGBB December 15, 2020

Midstand

To stand with someone or something; to support.

Based off the old English word "mid" (with) and stand, as opposed to "withstand", which uses the older form of the word "with", meaning against.

No matter what, I'll midstand you.

He midstood the campaign.

by NoahsRebels September 28, 2021