Land Mine

For some reason, it means a skinnier ugly chick than a grenade which makes no fucking sense because you would think that since a land mine is more lethal and cheap and worse than a grenade for many reasons, that it would instead mean an even fatter ugly chick than a grenade, but for some reason, it means the exact opposite. Another reason why Jersey Shore is the stupidest fucking show ever that should be wiped off the face of the earth, and whoever watches that god awful excuse for a show is a stupid fucking trendster.

>Hey, look at that Land Mine over there

>>You mean that grenade?

>Nah, she's too skinny to be a grenade

>>wtf? but...land mines are deadlier than grenades, why is she called a landmine?

>the fuck should I know? I just saw it on jersey shore...

>>Oh, that explains everything...btw you're a fucking retard

by fuckjerseyshore August 5, 2010

Gimme Mine

to slap or aggressively pull someone's neck after saying something unintelligent

Person 1: I thought Vancouver was in France

Person 2: Wow, gimme mine!

by Joey May 27, 2004

The Mine Song

A very annoying song from the children's show,Lazytown, that has become a internet meme and as been made into dozens of variations on YouTube. The song is sung by the character Stingy , in witch he claims several objects to be"mine"

Guy 1: Hey what's with all the new variations of the mine song popping up all over youtube? That came out in 2005!

Guy 2: Because thats the power of memes.

by GRRRRYAN April 24, 2017

My mine

there is no such a thing called my mine

you can't say my mine, don't ever.

by TNT MAISSON April 21, 2020

Friend of mine

Means you’re a connected guy

“Ok when I introduce you I’m gonna say you’re a friend of mine. That means you’re a connected guy. Now if I says, this is a friend of ours, that would mean you’re a made guy, a capeesh! “ - Al Pacino Donnie Brasco

by Friend of mine May 14, 2018

Please Be Mine

a popular song written and preformed by the jonas brothers.
it was the first song they wrote togther and caused them to form the jonas brothers.

person#1- did u hear that song please be mine
person#2- ya, dosnt it make ur heart melt.!

by Ryannn February 22, 2008

fuck mine

another way of saying fuck my life or anything referring to you.

Person 1: How was your weekend?
Person 2: I was in the hospital, like fuck mine.

by hawweee October 8, 2009