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Puke-O-Meter

Made famous by Richard Tell, the puke-o-meter is used for measuring the ammount of vomit thrown up due to laughter. Not to be cofused with the Feces Thermomitor, used for a similar person.
Man 1: Holy fuck, i just took a shit. LOL
Man 2: That was about a 0 on the Puke-O-Meter.
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awesomeness meter

An imaginative measurement model used to calculate and provide the numerical value of a person's 'awesomeness' which ranges from two minimum and maximum levels (e.g. 1 - 100)
The higher the value on an awesomeness meter, the more 'awesome' a person is.
by Econometrician October 29, 2013
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Kink-o-meter

a thingy which measures one's kink responsiveness to different stimuli
guy: Bro, today I kinda measured my kink on the kink-o-meter and it said douche sprayer

guy 2: duh, well you are what you are
by beat_this_ April 24, 2015
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100 Meter Dash

A euphemism used to describe the obnoxiously fast way that a friend higher than Al Pacino on stimulants (usually amphetamine or methamphetamine) is walking ahead of you; legs fast arms slow, only a walk by definition, and at this point you have to mildly jog to keep up.

Lit. "SPIN THE BUB DUDEEEE!!!!!!!
*Tweaker friend meets up, obviously tweaking, while you proceed to keep up to him from slots to blackjack *

You: "Broman you been doin the 100 meter dash? Cause you still doin it just fyi."

*both laugh*
by 420Valkry May 17, 2018
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health meter

A brand that makes scales
I bought a health meter branded scale and it said I weighed 400 pounds.
by mymothersmysister May 27, 2018
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Fuck-O-meter

A device used to read the amount of fucks someone gives about an object or event
The fuck-O-meter detected that Dave gave 0 fucks about his Spanish quiz
by Tekashi woof woof January 26, 2020
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47 meters down

Best show everrrr! Watch it like....NOW! What are you waiting for STOP READING THIS ITS ON NETFLIX WATCH IT...sorry enough screaming but you really won’t regret it! Period Pooh.
Watch 47 METERS DOWN it’s a scary shark movie
by 47 meters down April 5, 2020
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