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Messy Moffitt

The act of eating someone’s ass while they suffer from raging diarrhea. The person who is eating the ass is sprayed with diarrhea and gives them a beard that looks like Jeff Moffitt.
Molly once demanded to eat my ass. I told her, "Molly, i've been having some pretty bad diarrhea. ...and i've got one on deck. I don't think you wanna do that." Turns out she's into Messy Moffitt’s. ...She looked like she grew a beard afterwards.
by Doc_that_guy October 31, 2022
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Lionel Messi

The best football player of all time. THE GOAT. THE KING.
Person 1: Ronaldo is the GOAT! He has so many goals and trophies!
Person 2 : But does he have a World Cup like Lionel Messi?
by haaf_z007 May 9, 2023
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Leonel Messi

Most overrated player in football. He keeps failing his team mates over and over. His best achievement is comparing him to the GOAT CR7
Look! Leonel Messi failed his teammates again.
by CR7 king November 18, 2021
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wicked messy

im going to this wicked messy club tonight.
iv got this wicked messy new pet!
by Marty Dee March 31, 2009
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Messy Water

Any water, most commonly found in a pool, that has been tainted with sperm.
John flipped out when he was told he was swimming in messy water.
by XBASHX December 10, 2011
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New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.
Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.
by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022
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messy rhonda

The act of shitting on a passed out female's chest. The act must be played out on an uninvited female guest at a party, where in fact, the female guest has consumed too much beverage and has passed out drunk. The shitter must proceed to shit on the female uninvitee's chest. (fucking is optional)
I gave that stupid bitch a messy rhonda this morning. When she woke up i threw a towel at her and told the bitch to clean up the puke she had spewed everywhere and made her make us all some breakfast.
by Township August 17, 2006
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