Merlen

AN IN COMPETENT CREATURE WHO MATES WITH ITS OWN FAMILY

JOHN: DUDE JESSICA'S PREGNANT

DAVID: DUDE SHES OUR COUSIN

JOHN: I DONT CARE

DAVID: YOUR SUCH A MERLEN

by MICHEAL TASK July 19, 2011

Merlyn

Usually people who grow up with their father leaving or bad childhood and then few years later they find out their pansexual and has gay friends and catches feelings for a trans boy named hayden

I am that merlyn that's why..

by The transgender merlyn uwu February 16, 2020

Merl

A woman everyone uses. A cum dumpster.

Just call Jenny, she’s a total Merl

by LordChiefBossman June 26, 2018

Merl

A deep sea creature with big eyes, large teeth and a big butt.

James Cameron went deep down into the Pacific Ocean in his custom built submersible in search of the elusive Merl.

by sensemaker November 22, 2018

Merly

Gold digger type woman , also known as HUDYO the Filipina version or a woman without moral , self respect . A woman that will betray family and partner in order to obtain materialistic wants .

That guys wife is such a Merly , she played that fool for every dime.

by Hudyo July 24, 2021

Merlijn

Someone who is neither fit or cool enough to attend public events such as the Dutch Design Week.

Bro 1: Yo u wanna go to DDW
Bro 2: Yeah man but lets not bring the Merlijn of the group, she's a total donker
Bro 1: woah bro u spittin' real facts

by MaximusSupremus October 22, 2019

Merlin

someone or something that is adorable, but specifically in the way that really old things are, which is why it is named for the famously old wizard Merlin. Can also be abbreviated to "Merls".

Friend: "my grandpa called last night to say how sad he is that Hillary Clinton won't be President. He said all he wanted was a female president in his lifetime and he's afraid he missed his only chance."
Me: "What a Merlin! My grandpa just spouts racist shit while farting."

"That puppy over there is giving us the puppy eyes, what a little Merls."

by idontknowwhyimdoingthis May 4, 2017