marvin

A paranoid, depressed android from "The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy" by Douglas Adams.

"I've been talking to the ships computer" said Marvin. "It hates me."

"I could calculate your chances of survival, but you won't like it."

by Bionicle718 May 3, 2007

Maxinimum

The absolute most you can do and still have the least value or result at the time.

Jeb thought he had won when the only word he said all day was "Hello", but I beat him by going for the maxinimum and responded with "Hey."

by DooWain Notnats January 11, 2009

Post Marvin Depression

When you go to a friend/relatives house and they have a really cute dog, but when you leave you get sad because you don't get to see the dog anymore.

"Dude I went to Angela's and her dog is so cute. I really miss him."
"That sounds like Post Marvin Depression."

by Octofrie July 6, 2020

malvinas

Pair of islands in the South Atlantic right next to the Argentinean Coast. A war was fought over them in the 80's, Argentinean soldiers were equipped with WWII arms while British soldiers had the latest military technology of that time (Duh!, who could possibly win? I mean Harriers against Pucaras? C'mon you gotta be kiddin me!). The fact is that the Brits decided to take away something that is not theirs just because they wanted to (like they did with lots and lots of other spots all-around the world). The current name of the islands is "Falkland Islands" since they are under British control, while the real name of them is "Islas Malvinas" since Argentina is the real owner.

Anyways, i dont think none of us is really interested in the Malvinas. There's nothing there, and like the other guy said: it's freaking cold.

by Lucas Criado April 16, 2006

Marvin

A Goldfish Who You Were Taking For A Walk, And All The Sudden This Nigger Hits Marvin, But Marvin Lives And Ends Up Dying Because Ur Retarded Ass Took a Fucking Goldfish For A FUCKING WALK.

Tell Your FUCKING Goldfish Not To Pull A Marvin

by LoGotti October 2, 2016

Maxine Caulfield

A video game character that goes out smoking cigarettes, drinking bud lights, and killing homeland security officers.

Maxine Caulfield was shot by homeland security in a shootout.

by Dumbledore2680 November 22, 2018

Maxin Out

When you and one or more of your friends go to a shitty fast food place, most likely mcdonalds, and proceed to buy a shit ton of food, go somewhere and eat the shit out of all that food, preferably in a place that other people can see you guys engorge yourself and clog your arteries, but also bask in your manliness

Friend 1: Dude I'm so hungry, wanna get some food?
Friend 2: Fuck yeah, dude. Tonight, we're maxin out on micky d's
Friend 1: DUUUUDE!

by Maxing out January 18, 2011