Max

Synonym: simp

Has a black dog and a lizard and likes the Black hawks but might need a tutor for geometry. Very friendly, but talks about band and little too much. A great friend.

Wow he’s nice, is his name Max? Ya I thought so.

by Wacky MONK March 6, 2020

Max

A scaredy cat.

"Hey, scaredy cat Max."

by Joebama's worshipper September 7, 2020

Max

Amazing wonderful human!max is so amazing and should be so loved. They don't always feel like they deserve anything but they deserve even better!if you have a max in your life keep them around,they are the best and never lose them

Max is so sweet, he can be trusted with anything

by Randompersonyoudontknoworneedt November 1, 2020

Max

He is okay often ginger

U seen max today
No why
Cus I need to put out the fire on his head

by Mxbe June 5, 2019

Max

Max is a crazy bitch, intimidating at times but also a big softy that will murder for his friends, some say a demon with a gold heart, also known to be horny and have a humongous Wang a sexual deviant, in other words you never know what's going on in the mind of a max so be careful but also gentle cuase he has feelings to.

"Look its max!, oh SHIT he bit me again!"

by Kiribaby October 16, 2019

max

max is a 90 year old girl
and she DOESNT think skirts are gay,
and besides max is really swaggy
and awesome and cool and disco party-😃🔴🍥😝
and max is a goldfish cracker lover

max: o m g *EATS A WHOLE GOLD-FISH-CRACKER BOX

by smartsmurf400 November 7, 2020

Max

That ranga that's not really a ranga but still counts no matter what and he's not gay but has that vibe, ya know?

Person 1: "Yo, is that Max?"
Person 2: "Yeah he just came out of drama"
Person 1: "Ha, knew he did drama"
Person 2: "Ha yeah... isn't he-"
Person 1: "A gay ranga? He's not gay"
Person 2: "Really? But he's so-"
Person 1: "Yeah I know, and his hairs losing colour"
Person 2: "Still counts though"
Person 1: "Yeah"

by OhLordICannotDoThisSaveMeJesus August 5, 2019