Guy 1: Dude I heard that you fucked that girl for 3 hours straight and didn't nut. How'd you do it?
Guy 2: Well it was kinda awkward because I did a Matt
Guy 2: Well it was kinda awkward because I did a Matt
by Big d 789 May 21, 2016
Matt is the abbreviation of the name matthew . ancient Greeks used it for an ugly beast some people miss interpreted it as sexy beast. Also means the gift of satan this was until Matthew became a follower of Jesus the name became gift of god but it was not what he should of done as he made judus tell the romans where Jesus was. There have been many Matthews since mostly gay, tall, keriths bf, selfish, and backstabbing people. 80% of all Matt's have small dicks and man boobs.
Jeff- what did u do yesterday
Georgia- I slept with this dude he was strangely tall and I think he's gay and his dick is tiny
Jeff- oh Matt
Kerith- Matt is my sweetie
Matt- kerith is ma baby
Georgia- I slept with this dude he was strangely tall and I think he's gay and his dick is tiny
Jeff- oh Matt
Kerith- Matt is my sweetie
Matt- kerith is ma baby
by tomnalson November 04, 2014
Matt. He’s the best boy bestfriend you could ever ask for. He dosent show his emotions often but once you really get to know him you won’t regret it. He’s really chill, funny, nice, sweet, and super caring. Not only does he have the personality but he’s also really cute. He’s a skater who loves hanging out with his friends. He never lets anyone down and will always be there for you. He’s the most caring person you could meet. You wouldn’t ever want to trade him for a different bestfriend.
by number#1bestie July 21, 2018
The type of person who would rather die than betray his friends or those they love. He is the strongest bravest man on earth. Matts are without a doubt the best people on earth
by SteelCity8719 July 03, 2016
A Matt is always trying to make others happy, he's a very sweet guy and he never feels like he's good enough (but he definitely is, maybe even too good) Matt has pretty dark brown eyes and dark hair. Matt's are tall an thin, like a carrot stick.
by Maryn_lover November 23, 2018
A smarty-pants who goes on "Jeopardy" and wins $16,000. Normally has a short haircut with a long annoying braid, but cuts it off before starting high school. He will possibly become a billionaire or an evil dictator. His goal in life is to rule the world, and make everyone who was mean to him become slaves. He also commonly an atheist.
Person 1: Did you see that freaky dude in Geometry?
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.
Person 2: Better be careful though, he's a Matt. He might make you his slave one day.
by poopoholic August 16, 2008
A fuckin' guy who thinks le chateau is too expensive and drowns girls with axe. is usually cross eyed with ugly shirts on first meetings. his hair is army-like, gelled down and has weird teeth. looks lie a druggy.. he has bulgy eyes.
by titpiss March 06, 2009