Matrix Shit

A complex idea.

Have you heard of the Socratic paradox? That's some matrix shit right there.

by PapaPe June 29, 2020

Batrix Matrix

when you can't remember a joke

Finn: Hey Jake what was the joke you said again?
Jake: What joke? I don't remember
Finn: Maybe it's Batrix Matrix

by Joshuel horacio September 3, 2022

Matrix Flip

A combination of LSD, Psilocybin Mushrooms, DXM (preferably freebase powder, hbr or polistrex is very dirty feeling, and drinking cough medicine sucks. Can also be substituted with another dissociative like ketamine or MXE, but a traditional Matrix Flip involves DXM freebase) and then, while peaking on all three, blast off on DMT. First, you take the LSD. An hour later, you take the mushrooms (I prefer brewing them in to tea while waiting on the acid to kick in, add some honey, delicious.) And wash down the DXM freebase with the mushroom tea. After about an hour, you’ll be primed to Matrix Flip repeatedly for the next 4-6 hours. Just blast DMT at-will at that point.

We went camping and Matrix Flipped under the stars, it was as if this universe didn’t even exist, we were all coexisting in a different dimension as one entity of consciousness.

by MRANDERSON AKA JAY March 9, 2021

the matrix revolutions

the greatest movie of all time.

Don't doubt it bitch.

by killposersericmelvin February 28, 2004

glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

matrixed

When a philosophy teacher gets hit with a question that starts with "Isn't it just like the matrix . . . ?"

While talking about Plato's cave, Professor Brown got matrixed.

by Tony Larussa October 19, 2006