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Marathon

My cat ran a marathon against my other animals. AKA exotic pets.
by Cat LVR April 27, 2025
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Marthinus

A tall boy that grows facial hair like there is no tommorrow who likes blondes and rats. His farts smell like honey and he is a kind soul. Needs to stop vaping though.
Marthinus is a very kind boy.
by asddddddddddaaasda February 5, 2026
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Marathonist

A marathonist is someone who makes Friday Night Funkin' marathon songs. (More commonly known as "FNF Marathons", or "Marathon Songs".)

An FNF Marathon is a Friday Night Funkin' song that features at least fore than 2 characters that sing throughout the song, and are usually pretty lengthy, commonly anywhere over 10 minutes long, though there are some about 5 minutes long.
Person 1: Have you ever heard Shackle's FNF Marathons?
Person 2: Oh, yeah, he's a great Marathonist!
by Glitchurr February 17, 2026
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Marathon ghosting

Marathon Ghosting (noun)
The act of repeatedly disappearing from someone’s life for long stretches of time, only to reappear sporadically when lonely, bored, or in need—often dragging out the relationship dynamic for months or years without genuine commitment. Unlike one-time ghosting, marathon ghosting is a cycle of using and abandoning, leaving the other person emotionally strung along.
She only needs me when she's at rock bottom and there's nobody else, classic marathon ghosting!
by Krackinrocks August 22, 2025
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Dev marathor

A blue no-nippled bitch who seems to enjoy touching soda cans on her spare time.
"Your boobs just pulled a Dev Marathor on you, Lisa!"
by Dev marathor's mother. February 7, 2004
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The Marathon

A drinking game where a cup of beer is set up then a shot of rum then a shot of vodka then a shot of tequila and finally another cup of beer.

All must be drunk in a row. Completion demonstrates a drinker's Iron Liver.
John: Dude you were totally F@%$#@ up last night.

Joe: I know man I was in the marathon.

John: Howdya do though?

Joe: Oh I've got an Iron Liver for sure.
by TheIronLiver April 22, 2009
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life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.
Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.
by sangreazul December 21, 2010
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