MapleStory

A game that transformed from good to bad.

MapleStory was good, now it is bad.

by Ghostcrawls July 28, 2010

maplestory

Is an MMORPG from Korea designed for 11 year old asian kids who have nothing better to do. The graphic sucks and so is the point of the game. This game is being popularized to rich white kids because most of them are spoiled brats who can buy 32 years worth of nx and waste $500 on some fat internet/game girlfriend. The point of the game is waste 15 hours to gain 10% of experience to gain a level you will have to buy 2x exp nx whore cards to be able to earn enough exp to lvl up. To get rich in the game you will have to spend hundreds and hundreds of dollars to buy dumb scrolls that fail 99.9% of the time to make weapons stronger by 1 point. 90% of maple players are NX wh0res meaning

-they type like this:

zOMG aZnCha0x99drag0nNarutoSasukeANIMEvi3t did u liek see my friendz0rz he asked for some mesarz lul xD <3.

-they also wouldnt talk to you if you dont have nx.

GTFO DAM NOOB

-they wont help anyone

Newbie: Excuse me, how can I get to Henesys
Nx Wh0re: z0mg Darkn3ssSakuraNARUTOSASUKE0028163 this noob is talking to me.

The most idiotic BS of all is that you can get married in this game. i mean c'mon. Do i need to say anything about that? Kids are getting married in an online game to people they do not know.

This game is really addictive and dumb.

Spoiled NX WH0re in maplestory: Hey mom can I have $300? I need to buy my character Naruto773419204 a new pet.

No life kid: L> PQ EXPERIENCED @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

FAt no life kid looking for a gf in a game: Looking for gf must b lvl 50 with nx must be experienced@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Another fat no life kid: Hey HinaROSe(someanimename)-0.334342 wanna be my gf?

PRo: hey dude you want my account i found life and i wanna quit this game.

by ipwnyourdad April 1, 2008

Manolo probe

When you stick the heel of an expensive stiletto up a guy's ass.

I gave him a Manolo probe only after he promised me a new pair of Leopard d'Orsays.

by MyMillie May 24, 2008

Maholla atchu

A slang term for "I will holler at you." Typically said when saying goodbye to someone.

Tyrone: "YO I'M ABOUT TO BOUNCE, MAHOLLA ATCHU LATA A'IGHT?!"

Antawn: "Yea yea, son. Ah see you in February for da football jawn."

Tyrone: "You mean da Superbowl?

Antawn: "Yea."

by jawn murray September 7, 2009

Maple Frump

When you hit somebody in the face with a small maple tree, then rape the said person with that tree.

1: "Did you hear about bob?"
2: "No, what happened?"
1: "He Maple Frumped Jim."
2: "Jesus!"

by JEWFRAY April 26, 2010

Maple creamy

When you give a girl a cream pie and all the cum doesn't come out until you eat her out later in the night......maple creamy

Dude I fucked this chick last night and blew my load in her, bitch didn't know how to wipe and gave me a maple creamy when I went to eat her out

by Webnasty July 13, 2015

Maple creamie

Cumming on your girl's face, immediately followed by squirting her with maple syrup and vigorously rubbing them together.

I gave my girlfriend a maple creamie under the old covered bridge.

by Vermonster999 September 15, 2015