Mandoing

Instead of "mansplaining" the man just does what the woman was doing, except faster and better.

Woman: Honey? Can you show me how to do this?
Man: Instead of mansplaining it to you I will "mando" it instead. (Thinks to himself: I would just have to do it again later. Mandoing will be faster than mansplaining and I won't have to fix what she fucked up.)

by Mandoer June 18, 2018

mando iso

Mandatory isolation; referring to the 14 days an individual must take in isolation after either returning to their home country from overseas or coming into close contact with someone who has tested positive for COVID-19

The worst part is once I finish these 14-days of mando iso I literally have to stay inside anyway for volo iso"

by Baxter.you'resowise April 1, 2020

Gauntlet to Manhood

Upon his 18th birthday, the boy must endure a submission-wrestling gauntlet of 3 rounds.

The rounds go until submission or pass-out-- there are no time limits.

There is a designated 30 second break between rounds.

If the boy passes out during any of the rounds, the gauntlet-administrators must lie him on his back, lift his feet to revive him to consciousness, and profess he is 18, convincing the boy it is midnight.

Once the boy completes all three rounds, his shall no longer be called "the boy", but instead "the man".

"Dude my 18th birthday is this weekend!"

"Are you ready for the Gauntlet to Manhood?"

"Not really, I do not know the fundamentals to Brazilian Jiu Jitsu, and thus will get my ass beat."

by BadEar November 10, 2009

Doin' the Mando

shoving your privates (if male) infront of a girls face without her consent

"Hey baby, im gonna shove my privates all up in yo face without consent" Is an act of doin' the Mando

by K1n2 January 16, 2023

mandog

Insult. Retarted, fag, gay, gross, like a BLEH kind of person.

Jill, you are such a mandog!!!

by EvilButton March 2, 2008

mando oath

to swear under the mando blood within your veins. If used inapropriately, it means as much as a non-scout saying "scouts honor"

"I swear i didn't steal your beautiful g unit sneakers!!Under my mando oath!"
Daniel Chiu(bc he only has dirty canto blood, this oath means nothing)

by andy June 13, 2004

Steamy Manhood

When you get home from a hot day at work and you unzip your jeans and BAM! Out comes your steamy manhood.

When tim saw bill unzip his pants he stated" thats some steamy manhood there!" bill blushed :)

by Big T May 3, 2004