Macaca

A word whipped up to mean some kind of racial slur by spin doctors. Looking at the creation date of all UrbanDictionary entries, you can clearly see that nobody recognized the word as a racial slur until the spin doctors made it into following an off-the cuff statement by George Allen.

What's macaca? Well, it sounds similar to macaque, which is a species of monkey, but the word "macaca" didn't exist in any language until the Democrats and their media buddies created a definition for it.

by MurielArmand August 1, 2007

Mancave

The act of putting ones head in a womens vigina immediately after women have given birth. (Head must pass the labia majora) a.k.a mancaving

Yo dude. Want to go mancave at the hospital?

by spladunker February 11, 2013

macadamian sloth monster

a monster. slow moveing and weird sound makeing animal. loves hot pockets and named after jell-o

j3llo: slurp slurp slurp
averge person*: wtf? what are you doing?
macadamian sloth monster: hes acting like me.
*based on a 100 person ratio

by koolaids555 November 11, 2006

Macabre

Chicago speed metal band consisting of:

Corporate Death-
7-string guitar and lead vocals

Nefarious-
6-string bass and backing vocals

Dennis the Menace-
Drums

Nearly every song is about serial killers. Notable ones include:
"Ed Gein"
"David Brom Took An Axe"
"Jeffrey Dahmer and the Chocolate Factory"
"Night Stalker"
"Dr. Holmes - He Stripped Their Bones"
"Unabomber"

Many great albums including Gloom, Sinister Slaughter, Behind the Walls of Sleep, Unabomber, Dahmer, Morbid Campfire Songs, and Murder Metal.

While I dismembered the man attempting to break into my home, I was listening to "Serial Killer" by Macabre. My favorite band.

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004

mancation

When Bogey Boyz that are golfers get together to turn their phones off, turn their minds off, turn their significant other off, and enjoy good clean fun over a few rounds of golf, poker, jokes in bad taste, and far too many laughs to be honest about when they return home.

I went on a mancation with the guys on a Bogey Boyz golf trip.

by Bogey Al March 14, 2008

mancake

1)a cake or pastry baked by a male

2)an attractive, preferably slightly thick male

I'm hungry for mancake

by kelley April 20, 2004

mancandy

A guy you are not officially dating but he takes you to parties, buys you things (drugs, food, etc) and fucks you at night (or day). He treats you like a girlfriend only when you are together in person, not otherwise. Basically a friend with benefits+arm candy+sugar daddy.

Also, you can have multiple mancandies depending on how many friend circles you have and where you are going to go with each of them. One may take you to parties while another may take you to movies.

"I'd go but my mancandy wants me to stop by his place before we go to _____'s party"

"_____ found out about my other mancandy, and he is SO pissed. I guess he didn't understand how all this works, we are NOT dating"

by FIREMAP May 7, 2009