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alpha male syndrome

noun: psychological ailment when a guy always has to push or boss others around, start fights, talk shit, make himself the center of attention, assume responsibility for anyone else's triumph while also pushing the blame for his fuck-ups onto others.
"hey Cara, whatever happened to you and Bill?"

"Oh, he's cute but he has a roaring case of alpha male syndrome. all he does is talk about how awesome he thinks he is at everything and he never let me choose where we'd hang out at night. plus he punched my sister's boyfriend in the face for asking me what time it was."

"damn. what a fucking chode."
by Amy Christ October 29, 2007
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male answer syndrome

The tendency, especially among males, to make educated (?) guesses about subjects and present them as fact. The syndrome manifests itself most frequently when the sufferer is asked a question by a member of the opposite sex.
Female: Do I need to put premium gas in my car?

Male: Absolutely. If you don't, you will short out your cam injector bearings.

Female: Uh, I think you are suffering from Male Answer Syndrome.
by fordsfords July 2, 2007
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Maleah

A pretty pretty princess who is conceited but has all the reason to be. She's the best.
I wish I could be Maleah.
by Prettyprincess. September 9, 2010
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Zeta Male

A Zeta males is the human equivalent of an F1 car. A Zeta male (ZM) is a Male who has transcended the traditional blue pill-imposed socio-sexual hierarchy consisting of Alpha, Sigma, Beta, Gamma, Omega and Delta.

While Zeta males may have previously fallen within one or more of the positions on the spectrum at various phases in their lives, they can activate any of their modes if absolutely necessary. Zeta males either consciously or subconsciously do not fall within social or sexual hierarchical primate-evolved position as it is based on traditional female-imposed valuation of a male's worth. Rather, Zeta males have accumulated the best qualities of each position on the hierarchy, and range from soaring above and outside the glass pyramid of the levels like the Theta bird, or can also operate with stealth and cunning from below the pyramid after detecting it's operations like a thermal radar system, fully perceptive yet immune to and transcendent from the spectrum of disturbance and subjugation within the pyramid.

Both Zeta Males and Theta males can be fully transcendent beings. But Zeta's are more complex creatures and the most complex species or gender on the planet.
Before the rather raucous Alpha male got a chance to fully wind up, like the lightning, the Zeta male very efficiently acted to instantly neutralize the rather primal attempts.
by APA Pro July 3, 2019
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Male Slut

A promiscuous man who sleeps with people of his choosing and who lives a sexually liberated lifestyle.

Possibly having sexual relationships with more than one person at one time.

Possibly partaking in sexual relations without emotional involvement with a person.
"Aaron? Oh ya he's a bit of a male slut. He's brought home a few different girls from the bars this month."

Amanda: "So if you think I'm a slut, what does that make you?"
Joe: "A male slut."
by Doyoulikemysweater? January 26, 2011
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male

something gifted with two heads, but only uses one or the other...or neither
female: want to come over later?
male: sure
male's thoughts: dude! sex!
by apple_fuzz May 17, 2006
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