A sexual act whereby an angry woman takes a man's seed in her hands, spreads it around them, and slaps it on the man's cheeks, resulting in his scream similar to the famous scene from Home Alone.
by awboy November 22, 2011
Get the Reverse Macaulay Culkin mug.He is good at playing computer games, especially Valorant. The type of guy who will court every girl and be sad when rejected. He also loves to chat with random strangers through online platforms and enjoys flirting and could flirt to break the ice with someone.
by therealjayvee March 7, 2022
Get the Jayvee Malabanan mug.a big fag, who sits on his ass all day. If you piss a kid named "Malachai Schang" off, he'll elbow drop your face in like jackie chan.
by Malachai May 25, 2003
Get the Malachai Schang mug.Skinny guy who likes fat girls. Has no ability to stick it out through the rough times in a relationship, and will abandon his family when the going gets rough. Has a severe porn addiction, and is incapable of being faithful. Has a severe narcissistic personality disorder. He has grandiose dreams and brags about how much money his family has, but forgets to mention that they have cut him off. He is completely socially retarded, and has no ability to relate to women as human beings. Has a severe superiority complex, and not afraid to flaunt it.
by Shocked and appalled October 15, 2012
Get the Malachi mug.Malaak is a browning banana peel also know as a person slowly dying away from humanity and then still thinking that they are relevant. BUT, she is very relatable and has a good dank meme board on Pinterest.
“Yo, yo, mano did you talk to Malaak today”
“Yea brah; today her memes were FLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”
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“Yea, yea, man. Especially the one about that one man being irrelevant because he doesn’t dispense the sauce.”
by Maloch ness monster October 14, 2019
Get the Malaak mug.1. a child actor famous for his roles in films like Home Alone and Richie Rich.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.
2. to express shock by smacking your hands against your cheeks and screaming, resembling a famous scene in the movie Home Alone.
1. Did you see that movie The Good Son? Macauley Culkin was so good in that.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.
2. When I found out that I won the lottery, I totally did a Macauley Culkin.
by xfanatic50 May 7, 2005
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by Mr.longdick May 14, 2017
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