blow maintenance

Oral sex duties performed to keep a partner happy.

Sorry I was late for work this morning, I got involved in some blow maintenance with Jimmy.

Chris has a very high minimum daily requirement of blow maintenance.

by Creed Cur March 6, 2012

maintenance sex

Sexual intercourse initiated by the male partner of a long term live-in relationship primarily for the relief of his sexual tension and usually occuring at the same time and place every week. If foreplay is included, it is uninspired and routine in nature. If anything other than missionary position is used, you are NOT having maintenance sex!

Maintenance sex is associated with an increase in UTIs in women (due primarily to the lack of lubrication) and with other relationship problems such as extramarital affairs and divorce. Interestingly extramarital affairs and divorce are also effective cures for maintenance sex.

"So what happened to you and Mr. Right? I thought you guys were a great couple!"
"Couldn't take the maintenance sex so I had to dump him."

by deep fried macaroni February 7, 2010

high maintenance

A very stuck up person who is very demanding and extremely needy

that stupid girl is always depending on me for everything.. shes so high maintenance

by robert rishka September 18, 2005

maine lobstah roll

the act of fucking a girl while on her period followed by a session of titty fucking ending in ejaculation on her chin

"ayuh, i gave the missus one wicked maine lobstah roll last night! you should see the blood on her tits!"

by dirt dog mcdickerson November 5, 2008

Maine Hot Pocket

Cousin of the Alabama hot pocket, when one spreads the girls vagina lips and vomits inside of them, then proceeds to fuck her.

Man I had the flu, and Allie was real horny, so I vomited inside of her and we made whoopie, it was a Maine Hot pocket.

by The_Fucker January 27, 2009

manyeth

The way to express a large ammount of times something has occured when a specific number is not known.

By George,I have just beaten this game for the manyeth time!

by kitty kitty May 13, 2005

Maineville Tornado

When a crazy redneck from Maineville Ohio gets blacked out drunk on Jim Beam and performs analingus on his fiance while she is passed out. He swirls his tongue in a tornado motion while fingering his belly button and shouting obscenities.

I had so much Jim Beam last night, I think I gave my wife's mom a Maineville Tornado.

Judging from the taste in my mouth this morning...I'd say I gave the old lady a Maineville Tornado last night.

by Lazy Larry Lord January 5, 2009