Satan's Mailbox

Writing a self-addressed stamped erotic letter, then placing it in a woman's vagina and lighting it on fire. Afterwards you put the fire out with your jizz.

Yo I gave that ho a Satan's mailbox. Pussy's still burnt foo

by Standid January 10, 2008

mailboxer

a person who whacks off into a mailbox

john is a mailboxer; john is going mailboxing

by Rendrag October 1, 2007

G-mail

Google's kick ass e-mail service that offers a gig of space to use.

G-Mail pwns j00r E-mail service.

by Josh July 16, 2004

mail box check

A retirement or social security check.

Waiting on the mail box check.

by D0c April 15, 2006

e-mail

1. A way to send your mail 100 times faster than the postman

2. The United States Postal Service's WORST enemy

1. Jill: Ugh, how will I get these pictures of my wedding to my grandma in California in time? I know, I'll e-mail them to her and get them there in 2 minutes!

2. US postal worker: Hey, Jack, what you got there?

Jack: Oh, nothing. Just an order form I need to mail to
Victoria's secret to get my wife some new panties.

US postal worker: I'll take that.

Jack: On second thought, I think I'll just e-mail it to the
office in New York. It'll probably get there faster.

US postal worker: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

by Mz_Brown1997 April 2, 2010

suburban mailbox

a very pale person,who may be exposed to sunlight as much or more as the tipical human,and will not have any traces of ever being in the sunlight.

swimmers in the summer will get tan from swimming outside,when a suburban mailbox will appear as white as mayo.

by mike(pib)morrow June 9, 2009

Sex on a Mailbox

Drink: Vodka + Goon.
A good alcoholic drink to get really wasted really quick from. The goon covers the taste of vodka brilliantly but then you have the taste of goon to worry about. Best served on ice. Highly recommend Fruity Lexia goon.

Lets have a couple Sex on a Mailboxes then finish off the night with a game of Goon of Fortune.

by Sam Vandalay February 27, 2008