madoudavit

Source = "Annual American Doctors Journal(AADJ)"--

"To be this state means to be self medicating to a point where the mind picks up its bags and f@*ks off for a couple off hours, and in some severe cases days. Commonly know substances are found to be - yokes, sniff(a bag). Most documented cases occur between the hours of 5 o clock on Fridays and 9 o clock Monday morning.---Side effects can be your best friend telling you "Deirdre Barlow is getting chased by a load of aboringinies across Australia" and " Himilayan Joe shephards sheep on the side of the sugar loaf for a packet of custard creams......thats right isnt it????". If you notice any of these side effects there is a high percentage you or your friend are madoudavit."

"Whats Philly doin talkin to his bird and she's not even here?

Ah he's madoudavit!"

by deedong July 23, 2009

madtwib

A mad lib for Twitter. A mad lib that is less than 140 characters and published to Twitter.

My attention span is too short to do real mad libs, so I do madtwibs.

by tr0gd0rr January 16, 2010

madoutofit

To be high on drugs.

I've taken four yokes, I'm so madoutofit.

by madoutofitboy June 27, 2010

Madonnage

The act of wearing glamorous clothing and acting all cool but screwing up.

Man, James in that fur coat, when he fell in the puddle, that was Class A Madonnage

by Plawbown February 28, 2015

madolin

A girl who's is as beautiful as is smart and funny. Shy yet wants attention. Would make a great companion/partner. A great friend. Good lovers and great kissers.

Madolin is so beautiful.

by May_May14 July 4, 2017

Madwan

Crazy person into stuff that most people consider weird
Mostly used as a nickname

Did you see what she did on the dance floor last night, she crazy , a Madwan if you'd like

by Doktuure May 26, 2018

Madcow

When a male ejaculates into his hand and proceedes to pentrate ones vagina with with their fist resulting in pregnancy.

"she said she was asexual so I gave her the MadCow and hit the old dusty trail"

by Cowslapper October 17, 2018