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macio move

spamming a message chat with screenshots from Pinterest, Facebook, or other social networks with such high quality content.

These screenshots usually consist of the renowned good-morning-coffee; however, they can contain political jokes, boomer humour, good-night wishing, etc.
friend 1:It's only 8 AM! Why do you already have 11 unread messages on WhatsApp?

friend 2:Shit! I guess my grandma pulled a macio move on me.
by oniondessert November 13, 2021
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Machoism

Machoism is a type of humour.

To be entirely 'macho' is an unrealistic feat for modern men and mostly doesn't exist in its purest form, no one is entirely 'macho'. Therefore, amongst most heterosexual modern men a sense of humour is taken when dealing with idealistic pressures to be 'macho'.

I.e poking fun at the idealism by acting overtly 'macho' in the knowledge that it isn't meant to be taken seriously.

He-man, the idealistic heroic macho man of 90's cartoons is no longer seen as what men aspire to be, but mocked in humour for its unrealistic idealisms.

Machoism, by my definition, sums up a type of humour amongst heterosexual men who mock societal pressures to be unrealisticly macho and unrealistically politically correct.
"Beer! Meat! Me Man, you woman, me strong, me no have emotion" an example of a comment adhering to Machoism

Machoistic humour is used when straight Men are attacked by either sex for being gay if they like something feminine.

"I'm not gay, I'm as straight as action man"
by Arron 'Jinx' Manchester July 22, 2011
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randy macho man savage

the act of buying a Slim Jim beef jerky stick, then shoving it up your partner's ass, and either her, or him, poop it out, and you eat it as it comes out, and when you finish you go, "OOOHHHHH YEEEEEEEAH"
Shara gave Michelle a randy macho man savage last night after they purchased some slim jim's at the local seven eleven.
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MacBooking

Surfing the web in the act of using a MacBook, preferably with an exciting, outgoing attitude.
"Honey, get off the computer."

"Not now, Mom. I'm MacBooking."
by flangerium December 27, 2008
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macdonnatronic

A.Supa fag haggery.B.A really attractive gay male transvestite in the body of a really attractive straightish woman.C.60 ft diva robot.
"Oh my gawd,lauras gone macdonnatronic and crushed that discoteque to dust under her stainless steel stilettoes.my baby was in that disco."
by GEORGE COSTANZA January 29, 2005
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Mackocide

The systematic slapping of all females.
Usually followed by a long period of silence and a giant thumping sound.
Victim shows a shocked face and proceeds to walk away slowly.
Boy 1- Where the hell is my dollar!

Female 1- Calm Down, Damn!

Boy 1- Wtf did you say to me?
( Girl 1 gets manhandled and hits wall)

Boy 1- I thought so.....Bitch!

(Followed by a period of long silence)

Female 3- What was that!

Female 2- That was a Mackocide
by DancerAngel June 2, 2009
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Macho-histrionics

The chaotic and aggressive dysregulation that occurs when some adult males are asked to comply with a very simple mask-wearing policy.
"Some meat-head wigged out at the bank when they asked him to wear a mask; I'm so sick of their macho-histrionics."
by N.E. Ologism December 28, 2021
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