mackem

right lets get this straight, because not all north easterners are geordies...

newcastle, geordie... "alreet meert am off doon tha pub leek"

sunderland, mackem... "that grin grursahs the evulist blurk in ahllah sundahlund, what with his shap by tha curst in rurkah n ahl tha"

middlesboro/hartlepool, smoggie... "arite mate, lark mah perple shert? ive had it for therty yers"

darlington, darloid... "eyah meerte, cun lenz twenny pey could yer?"

there you go.

darlington is 50 miles from newcastle, 40 from sunderland and 20 from middlesborough. WE ARE NOT ALL GEORDIES!

by southerner in the north January 13, 2005

Mackenzie

A Mackenzie is a sexy person who gets all the pussy and chats up dem slags and has a massive dick and also a massive debt

Oi he reminds me of Mackenzie

by Chav_Nonce February 6, 2018

J Macked

When you get absolutely fucked over by someone's incredible amount of luck.

Person 1: how did I lose I had 3 aces after the flop!?

Person 2: My full house of 2s and 7s beats that, bitch!

Person 3: Oh man you just got J Macked!

by DouganPH October 6, 2016

mackenzie

An amazing girl with a fat ass and big boobs, she has amazing hazel eyes and when you look into them you feels if you're looking at the most beautiful art piece. She also has high cheekbones and soft brown hair. All of the boys want her. When you see her walking down the street you feel compelled to call out to her, but this most likely won't work out in your favor because she only dates angels...

Damn... Mackenzie... Wow...

by notafuckboi April 20, 2015

Mackenzie Ziegler

Kenzie Ziegler is the best person ever. A very talented girl who was on Dance Moms. Who is now on the YouTube show Total Eclipse on Brat. She was on the Day and Night Tour with Johnny Orlando. Is a really sweet girl and really pretty. Is a very good singer some of her songs are Day and Night, Perfect Holidays, Breath, Teamwork and her newest song with Johnny Orlando, What if. She has an amzaing YouTube channel as well. She is so perfect

Mackenzie Ziegler is a queen

Johnny Orlando and Mackenzie Zielgers new song What If is amazing

by theiconiclegend June 17, 2018

Mackenzie

An amazing guy . Any girl that has him is a very lucky one . this name is more likely to be a girl name, but when is a guy name, the guy is mostly the sweetest guy in the world ! Very very EXTREAMELY hott . Best guy you could ever meet . Great kisser . Awesome hugger . Loves girls with brown curly hair, hazel eyes, and short, but not too short . Likes any kind of music . Often is a smoker, but not to much . Drinks, but almost never gets drunk . Stays commited to one girl at a time . Would never cheat ! Has dark skater hair . Always has a big dickk . Funn to be around . Falls in love easy, but very hard to fall outta love with someone for them . Likes girls with exotic names . You would be a lucky girl to have him fall in love with you . Prolly the best guy you will meet .

person 1: that guys so sweet !
person 2:but not sweeter than mackenzie !!!
preson 1:true datt .

by blah de blah de blah blah December 27, 2009

mackenzie

1. GORGEOUS! no homo (:
2. just happens to be one of my bestfriends :)
3. love her like no other
4. i would stuff myself in a trashcan and never come out if she happened to die.
5. really funny :)
6. super AMAZING singer.

why is madison in a trashcan?
mackenzie died :(

by madison:) February 7, 2009