LUCKY SHIT

When you take a shit and wipe and get the pleasant surprise of finding no shit on the toilet paper. This is a lucky thing so don't take it likely you selfish bastard.

(Man 1) Hey man, it must be my lucky day, I just took a shit and wiped and my ass was clean! I just had a lucky shit...
(Man 2) You lucky bastard.

by John & Justin M. January 20, 2011

Lucky Charms

The Testicles also known as: Testis, Balls, Nuts, Family Jewels

She licked me Lucky Charms!

by i.like.chipotle.and.im.a.fatty November 20, 2009

Lucky Peter

The middle guy in a gay man threesome.

While giving it to Ted and recieving it from Joe, Johnathan knew he truely was the Lucky Peter.

by Keithinator March 13, 2009

lucky lady

A girl who helps her clueless guy friend pick out an engagement ring for his fiance. The duties of a lucky lady include:
1) Accompanying the helpless male to the jewelery store to choose a ring.
2) Trying on the ring (it helps if she has similar finger size as the fiance).
3) Discussing options for the proposal - setting, timing, etc.
4) Providing psychological support during this stressful time.

Johnny: Hey bro, did you get the ring for Susie yet?
Carl: Nah man, I don't know what to get...what if she doesn't like it or the ring doesn't fit?
Johnny: Dude just find a lucky lady! That'll solve all your problems.
Carl: Oh duh! Why didn't I think of that sooner?

by NotThatOriginal May 22, 2014

Lucky Bot

Someone who gets consistently lucky and moves like a bot.

Oh look at AJG, he got 3 kills last round because he is a Lucky Bot.

by kOrRuPt.. March 15, 2021

Get Lucky

To be chosen out of many great people, because there was just something about you someone had to love!

I hope I will get lucky and get my dream internship with Campbell Mithun!

by hotforcm January 17, 2012

lucky ducky

when one takes a shit and because they are extremely lucky they realize they don't have to wipe.

oh sweet, i wiped and their is no shit on the tissue.

by tony March 8, 2005