Loocrastinate

v. To put off going to the loo (toilet) until a future time. --loocrastination, n. --loocrastinator, n.

"It was so cold in her bedroom, she'd just lie there and loocrastinate in the warmth of the bed clothes, till her straining bladder could stand it no more."

by The Wallace May 30, 2013

Lochte

to make outrageous claims; to lie tremendously.

"and then they said get down and I was like whatever". So basically nothing like that happened. Dude you're such a fucking lochte!

by Can you handle? September 25, 2016

lochi

A fat sausage roll who is shit at basketball

"Air ball" more like "Lochi"

by WIZZARD$$ February 27, 2018

Lochem

When it snows every weekend, and youre nose gets stuffed

Wow this weekend brings another Lochem with it

by Denaaktebuurman July 31, 2020

Lochlan Moment

A moment where is is very cringe and awkward

Girl: My Grandma just died
Me: Lochlan Moment

by Locstar2022 February 18, 2022

Halliburton Loophole

The worst sex position EVER.

Mentioned on The Daily Show with Jon Stewart 21 June 2010

I got a halliburton loophole last thursday. My family is dead.

by Rob_blah June 24, 2010

butthole is the loophole

When a girl says "no sex until marriage" so you have butt sex to still go by her words

The butthole is the loophole when it comes to abstinence

by Bootylover6996 April 25, 2017