lefty

The name of the common ailment of having one sore testicle, regardless of what one it is, it's called Lefty.

Guy 1: "I've got fucking lefty, it's killing me"
Guy 2: "Nae joy, haha!"
Girl 1: "What's lefty???????"

by Sean Beej September 15, 2006

Smoke a Lefty

Referring to the fact that all gay smokers, smoke with their left hand.

"Hey Chris Crocker!"
"Yeah"
"You Smoke a lefty, haha"
"LEAVE CHRIS CROCKER ALONE"

by Riley T. May 1, 2008

Loftus

Fail. Ultimate fail. Hole. Crap. Deep hole. Garbage. o-o
Keywords. Anyways, Loftus fails, It has a service station, and a bottle-o, thats about it. It smells bad, And A.Russo lives there. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE.

O noes, we near Loftus, TURN LEFT TURN LEFT DAMMIT.
Okay men, we're going into Loftus, Wear your gas masks. OH MY GOD, LEYROY, THE RATS, BLAAAAGGGHHH~ *dies*

by Sexy Land October 3, 2007

lefty

lefty



L-large
E-eraction
F-fishy
T-treehuging
Y-yeti

LEFTY

"oh man your a lefty, thats sick!!!"

by oh i say April 14, 2009

Loftus

An adjective used to describe an annoying person who is obtuse or stupid. Similar to goofus or dorkus.

Rich is a total loftus, always saying innapropriate things and telling stupid stories.

by sarana July 26, 2008

lofted

Another word to describe being high.

Doug: Dude, are you okay?
Matt: Yeah man. I am so lofted right now.

by I_made_this_in_my_sleep November 8, 2011

Lofted

To get high on something, usually unintentionally or more than expected.

I got pretty lofted after railing an adderol and chasing it with a beer last night.

by usnuzeuluze September 3, 2010