THE LION OR TIGER BLANKET

FOUND IN EVERY MEXICAN HOUSEHOLD, THE LION/TIGER BLANKET IS USED WHEN FAMILY MEMBERS COME TO VISIT FROM MEXICO OR WHEN WINTER IS HERE. MOST LATINO FAMILIES OWN MORE THAN ONE AND TEND TO STOCK UP ON THESE BULKY COVERS REGARDLESS OF NECESSITY.

YOUR TIA'S ARE ON THERE WAY, PONTE A LIMPIAR SO WE CAN SET UP THE LION OR TIGER BLANKETS.

by MEXICANGAL19 December 7, 2019

Pregnant with a Lion

It's when you're so hungry from not eating much or anything all day and your tummy starts growling.

Boy: Hey how are you??
Girl: Not too good, I'm pregnant with a lion.
Boy: YOU'RE WHAT!?!?
Girl: Calm down, I'm just hungry!! =)

by Megalyn09 October 19, 2010

Mighty Iron Lion

HOLDEN TUFF FFFUCKIN STATO CUUUUUNT SICK SKIDS IN THE VS COMMOOOOOOO

"TOUGH STATESMAN BUILD QUALITY FUCKIN BUILT WITH SPANNERS NOT CHOPSTICKS AMIRITE MATE FUCKIN BRILLIANT MIGHTY IRON LION FUCKIN PUSHROD TECHNOLOGY TWO THOUSAND HORSEPOWAAA"

by (mostly) aussie slang ; February 22, 2023

crank dat lion king

when a guy cums in his hand and puts it on his thumb and slides his thumb down the girls forhead and says "simba"

yo me and my girl did crank dat lion king last night

by bunnyyyyyyy January 10, 2008

Roaring Lion

The greatest energy drink you will ever drink

#1: "Did you just orgasm?"
#2: "Yeah I just drank a Roaring Lion"
#1: "Ahhhh"

by dcalfine May 18, 2010

Lionel Messi

A young Argentine soccer star who currently plays for both Argentina and F.C. Barcelona. Having dominated in the u-20 Cup, he went on to become a all-time leading scorer for F.C. Barcelona. He is often compared with Diego Maradona, who declared Messi his prodigy.

C. Ronaldo: How did Barcelona win the Club World Cup?
Pep Guardiola: Because we have Lionel Messi, thats how!

by FDGBoxman December 27, 2011

Lion

A totally fucking badass name for badass people

Guy 1: hi, what’s your name?
Guy 2: Lion, what’s yours.
Guy 1: WHAT! That’s awesome mines Greg.

by Tacocorn13 May 12, 2018