Stink Lightning

To urinate on someone after eating a large amount of asparagus and allowing enough time for digestion.

So I get her back to my place and fire some Stink Lightning at her.

by Awesome-ooo August 24, 2009

lightning mcqueened

when a girl gives you head so fast you hallucinate the finish line from the third film

she totally lightning mcqueened me

by YaNiggaErnie April 27, 2017

Lightning in a bottle

Lightning in a bottle. It's when somthing so majestic and amazing can be in somthing so ordinary all you have to do is open it.

Baby your're like lightning in a bottle

by Crackpotoldfool April 27, 2019

Smokestack Lightning

The act of transferring static electricity from one's fingertip to the tip of an erect penis

My nanny used to smokestack lightning me before every bath. I could tell my little sister was jealous.

by J_Cut February 24, 2011

Lightning Gun

The lightning gun is a weapon which appeared in Unreal Tournament 2003. It was an accurate sniping weapon which fired a bolt of lightning for it's primary fire and zoomed in with the secondary fire.

Many UT fans where disappointed that the Lightning Gun had replaced the standard sniper rifle so in Unreal Tournament 2004 the Sniper Rifle was included as well as the Lightning gun.

I just owned him with the Lightning Gun.

by Ripper Skillz May 4, 2006

Pink Lightning

To urinate on someone with red piss. This can be achieved by eating a lot of beets (preferable) or internal bleeding (undesirable).

So I got her back to my place, and fired some pink lightning at her.

by Ghostificus2 August 14, 2009

Jewish Lightning

A famous boxer in the early 30's.

Jewish Lightning puts another Irish fighter down in the first round.

by jlight August 9, 2006