Ghetto lettuce

Using potato chips on your sandwich for crunch.

He made a sandwich with bologna, American cheese singles and ghetto lettuce because there were no fresh veggies in the house.

by drpepper-phd November 4, 2019

bed of lettuce

When a gentleman shaves only his scrotum in such a way that his testicles appear naked atop the hair of the perineum. This has no particular advantage to either partner involved, except that sweat from the testes will pour off into the bed of his crotch, possibly reducing their saltiness when tasted.

I noticed that Ralph had done some manscaping last night, but the lazy jerk only gave himself a bed of lettuce. I can still smell his sweaty gooch.

by yougotstochill January 10, 2012

The devil's lettuce

Weed

Why is billy acting funny?

I think he consumed a whole joint of the devil's lettuce.

by ...Nugget... May 28, 2021

Versace Lettuce

Money that is only spent on Versace materials

Versace lettuce watch

by D33JAYKENKS January 16, 2013

lettuce kefka

god...owner of everything

Lettuce Kefka is my god!

by maplejet March 25, 2004

slug & lettuce

Derived from establishment frequented by females of a certain class for the purposes of consuming large quantities of sweet alcoholic beverages in order to ease the process of finding a suitable partner to procreate with. Commonly used to describe a particularly slutty drunken behaviour.

We went to this bar last night, and Jessica has gone totally slug & lettuce.

by Tish & Justin August 23, 2006

Lettuce Beard

Literally: one who has been stuck in a hole or lying underground for an extended period of time to the point where his/her face has become the roots for an above-ground head of lettuce.

Commonly confused with: vegetarian, codswallop, Prince Caspian, homeless, loose leg.

This phrase can also be used as a compliment.

You should try his ganache. So light and perfect...he's quite a lettuce beard!

by Shapely December 7, 2010